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Tuesday Feb 19, 2008

Feb 19, 2008
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I just befriended my work's security guard, he has an afro, drives a '72 Suburban and hides hot dogs in his pocket, and now he's leaving!
He can't afford the price of parking so he claims my work is racist and "Trying to keep the black man down".
The fact of the matter is: You get ass raped parking anywhere in LA.
smuffy:
NO SHIT. when did you come back?
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