So I was searching though some boxes I have in the attic, just to go though them and throw shit away if I don't need it, type of cleaning. I came arcross a pir of shoes that my brother bought me for X-mas last year. WHoops I for got about them... Kick ass, So I decide to waer them to work.. I'm cruzing though work, getting people up to go eat breakfast.. Breakfast comes, So i'm helping feeding this lady.. she was eating like a horse, which is very un-normal of her.. I didnt think twice, I was just thinking that she didnt eat very much last night.. Any Hoot, She finishes her milk up. I'm bullshitting with another resident, while in staing right in front of the lady I was feeding. next thing I know is I heard this weird Burpy noise with a gag sond in it.. Before I could even realized what happened I have puke all over my shoes.. Damn it, So now I have to get her back to her room, and change her.. Did I mention I can not hold my own when it comes to vomit? I get her back in her room, I thow on some gloves and get some wash cloths and drench them in body wash and start scrubbing my shoes.. LOL.. I'm a geek.. then I finnaly got my shoes cleaned, and I'm standing there trying to change this little old lady without pucking myself.. Needless to say I was gaggin the whole time.. I get everything done. I walk out side the room with my face all red and my eyes watering. Vernice (another aide) says, "If I knew you wouldnt be able to do it, I would of." thanks for nothing, next time speak sooner.. nice start to my day..
I got a 15 cent raise.. LOL.. whoo hoo.. BUt I should be getting abnother on in a few weeks.. so that's always nice.. I get 9.45$/hour to wipe peoples asses.. that is no good.. I'm depressed about it now, I'm going to go drink a beer. and wonder in my own self pity!
I got a 15 cent raise.. LOL.. whoo hoo.. BUt I should be getting abnother on in a few weeks.. so that's always nice.. I get 9.45$/hour to wipe peoples asses.. that is no good.. I'm depressed about it now, I'm going to go drink a beer. and wonder in my own self pity!
freek:
aww poor baby >BIG HUG< hope the rest of the days been better. heres a little tip for puke smell in shoes. pour beer on them. dont ask how i know this. but it kills the puke stench pretty quick. oh and sorry bout makin your nippies hurt. i have that effect on people anytime i go lookin for new jewelry. chick at hot topic looked like she was gonna cry. enjoy the brews. catch ya later.
devil_bitch:
2 weeks sounds good. I am sure that we can work something out. Oh not wait. It has to be a weekend when my son is with the grandparents. So counting from next weekend it would be every other weekend after that. I don't know we can figure it out.