Hmmm. Wow, it was quite and interesting day at work. I love all the crazy people, they make me seem somewhat normal. It's amazing. I got beat up and scratched by some old lady. That just doenst understand that I am there to help her.. Maybe I need to bribe the nurses to give her some better drugs. God only knows how much Darvaset and oxycotin those people take. I think you can throw them from 5 stories up and the wouldnt feel a damn thing. But yet they still complain that thier body hurts when they do nothing but lie in bed all day. the only time they get up is for meals. .. It's the damnest thing. I was bullshitting with a resident tonight and she said she would do anything if i could get a joint for her. I was laughing my ass off, I could just picture this 400 lb lady smoking a big ole phatty in ther battery operated wheelchair. NOw, that is some funny shit.
I think I need to get a normal job! So I'm working on my resume and trying to get a job at Ft. Leavenworth. Hopefully it's better than doing gate gaurd bullshit at Ft. Riley. But at least there i got to carry a 9mm and look some what inportant checking id's. I mean that was such a tough job..
Shit we didnt even chamber a round. So really what fun was that? I just froze to death in winter and then when summer rolled around I was sweating like a whore in church, praying that I would get heat exhaustion so I could go home to my AC and and Ice cold bud light. Not to mention the workman's comp for not doing jack shit.
My pops is back from the hospital. He's doing fine. It's funny as hell. He just sits there and makes fun of my mom while she's bitching about everything. It's amusing. Almost better than midget porn. but not quite.
Our family has to put the "FUN" in dsyfunctional. We are the most fuckt up family. Ar least I think that. My parent hate each other, but they are both too stubbon to get a divorce. My oldest sister is a God freak. My pops calls her "Jesus JR" (yeah, my parents are urbanized rednecks) Then my brother is the typical Frat boy with no goals in life. He just wants to live at home forever. Then My other sister is just stupid. I love her to death but she cant think for herself. She's stays with this dickhead that is always cheating on her and treating her like shit. Then there is me. The Baby. I'm the one that ran off and got married when i was 20 so some GI. then we were seperated a year later. Now I am back at home living with the parents and brother because I dont know what I want to do with my life. I'm so pathetic. But I ROCK! Enough about the dsyfunctional family.
Hmmm. what else. Oh yeah I gotta talk to one of my friends that is in Iraq. Currently in Taji. I miss that little fucker.. But it's all good. 11 more months and he will be back here. (at least we both hope so) It was so good to hear his voice, to have a somewhat decent conversation with the military phones. That kept breaking up. So I was trying to make a converstion out of the few syllables that actually i heard. But yeah.. all is well. Slowly going crazy but it's good shit maynard.
I'm hurting too many braincells. Gotta go.. Take care
I think I need to get a normal job! So I'm working on my resume and trying to get a job at Ft. Leavenworth. Hopefully it's better than doing gate gaurd bullshit at Ft. Riley. But at least there i got to carry a 9mm and look some what inportant checking id's. I mean that was such a tough job..
Shit we didnt even chamber a round. So really what fun was that? I just froze to death in winter and then when summer rolled around I was sweating like a whore in church, praying that I would get heat exhaustion so I could go home to my AC and and Ice cold bud light. Not to mention the workman's comp for not doing jack shit.
My pops is back from the hospital. He's doing fine. It's funny as hell. He just sits there and makes fun of my mom while she's bitching about everything. It's amusing. Almost better than midget porn. but not quite.
Our family has to put the "FUN" in dsyfunctional. We are the most fuckt up family. Ar least I think that. My parent hate each other, but they are both too stubbon to get a divorce. My oldest sister is a God freak. My pops calls her "Jesus JR" (yeah, my parents are urbanized rednecks) Then my brother is the typical Frat boy with no goals in life. He just wants to live at home forever. Then My other sister is just stupid. I love her to death but she cant think for herself. She's stays with this dickhead that is always cheating on her and treating her like shit. Then there is me. The Baby. I'm the one that ran off and got married when i was 20 so some GI. then we were seperated a year later. Now I am back at home living with the parents and brother because I dont know what I want to do with my life. I'm so pathetic. But I ROCK! Enough about the dsyfunctional family.
Hmmm. what else. Oh yeah I gotta talk to one of my friends that is in Iraq. Currently in Taji. I miss that little fucker.. But it's all good. 11 more months and he will be back here. (at least we both hope so) It was so good to hear his voice, to have a somewhat decent conversation with the military phones. That kept breaking up. So I was trying to make a converstion out of the few syllables that actually i heard. But yeah.. all is well. Slowly going crazy but it's good shit maynard.
I'm hurting too many braincells. Gotta go.. Take care
peteyrock:
alright! your dad's out! and, yes, i agree. at least i get to go home at all. aug. is better because it's more towards the middle of my deployment.