I had a kick att interview for a county jail around here.. Yeah I know You have to be a tad bit off your rocker to work at a jail.. Thank goodness I possess those qualities.. !! I really hope she will call me back...
Oh yeah, I have figured out a curb with a hidden pothole then add gravity makes you have one fucked...
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Just doesn't feel like doing anything today..
micamars:
You could take a bunch of nude photos of yourself and give them to a lonely guy deployed overseas to brighten his life up!
micamars:
Well I tried your suggestion and what a fuckin mess! You could have warned me!
And the birthday celebrations begin tonight after work.. So Super excited.. 
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micamars:
Sorry, My computer got a key stuck.
micamars:
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods.
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Mommy fainted
Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped
her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.
I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Mommy fainted
Well, I received my license in the mail, It's super official I am a nurse lady.. I should be starting some orientation this week, plus a 6$/hour raise.. Hells yeah.. How do you like me now?? Sorry, I'm just excited.. I'm only staying on part time to help in my efforts of getting back to school.. I mght pick up another part time job as...
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bradd5:
Congrats to you!! That is great..Have a great Birthday weekend!!
I Fucking passed my state boards.. SO super excited.. getting drinks tonight and watching a movie with my sis.. Pathetic I know.. I have to go on dates with my sister.. lol..
well I took the states bords today.. It was the most horrible event ever.. I would rather give birth to a 3 year old.. well not that big of a kid.. So I went in gave them my paperwork and ID, then I had to get finger printed 3 times. Then Tske everything out of m pockets and lock it all up.. so I get...
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micamars:
That sucks not knowing for a few days. Try and get some sleep, lol.
So I moved up my test date for the Boards.. Holy shit I am scared/excited/pissing myself.. Oh and ditching my luch date.. lol.. There is a method to my madness....
micamars:
lol, ah well. Good luck on the exams. Yea, if you see in the news that I committed suicide, tell the cops to take a close secod look. I am not suicidal in any way. Especially if the news says I shot myself in the back of the head twice, lol.
it's been a rather odd week. So a very old friend, I used to party with non stop while in high school, contacted me though myspace.. yeah I know rather cheesy I must say, but it happened.. here's a brief summary of what happend. I graduated high school, worked and went to the local community college for a couple of years. Ran off and got...
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micamars:
Go have lunch with him. Lunch is that casual date that says nothing really is expected except eating and conversation. Dinner is the one where the guy hopes to take it late and get some nookie, lol.
YEah 200$ later and jumping though more hoops. I finally have a test dat for my State baords.. Jan 27th. then my birthday is Feb 1st. So i just might be a huge party..
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fastboyent:
best of luck to you dear. I hope you do well on your state boards
micamars:
Thank you.
So I tried to enroll in school today, I had all my classes picked out and everything.. So I was asking about finincial aide. the Lady said it was too late to file and I have to pay cash.. Yeah right. A sinlge mom, no child support, barely making ends meet. and You want me to pay cash for 12 hours of college.. DENIED.. It's...
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fastboyent:
hold on...where does their financial aid come from? because if it comes through FASFA, it is not too late.
fastboyent:
well that sucks she said that.
But can I use you as my crutch for smoking?
We still need to get together.
But can I use you as my crutch for smoking?
We still need to get together.
SO graduation got canceld, Got drunk with Kay Kay instead.. it was delightful.. Tired of working. I have been picking up major hours lately.. which always leads to the bar after work.. well untill creeper McCreeperton. AKA the bartender.. No plans for tonight other than watching the KU/minn game at 5..
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fastboyent:
well as long as you graduated right? lol
How are you doing?
How are you doing?
fastboyent:
as far as what is concerned?
Two days left. I am skip[ping school tomorrow and hoping we get snowed out on Thursday.. Then Graduation will be cancled.. it's a win/win situation.. I really dont want to walk across a stage and trip becasue I am drunk.. lol.. commence the puking rally..
Oh I'm taking Fallon on his 1st sledding adventure tomorrow.. First I have to get him some snow pants.. lol.....
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Oh I'm taking Fallon on his 1st sledding adventure tomorrow.. First I have to get him some snow pants.. lol.....
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