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Tuesday Feb 16, 2010

Feb 16, 2010
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Out of tune this tale of terror,

The solemn tolling of the funeral bells,

I want to know what's going on in that pretty little head of yours,

Where everyday's a Bone Palace Ballet...




People are poor

It makes selling things VERY difficult

I need money and have no job

Maybe I should become a stripper

Only problem...



...No tits.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
alkaline:
AHAHAH Its this silly toy. Technically the type of toy is called a "pound a ball". Which is funny in its own. Literally just a cause and effect toy where you hit the ball and it slides down a slide.
the particular brand that makes the "Miracle Pounding" also makes a pull along snake that looks like anal beads... HaHAH
Feb 17, 2010
heartbaker:
hey you, it's been a while since we've talked
Feb 18, 2010

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