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Friday Oct 16, 2009

Oct 16, 2009
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I have just walked in the door from a 28 hour adventure


Everything was pretty much awesome
Short list version
-90 mile drive
-Voodoo Doughnuts
-Cheesy fries at The Roxy
-Drinking St Pauli Girl alone at 2 AM in my best friends apartment
-Seeing my godcat, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
-Drinking St Pauli Girl as breakfast
-Getting my friend a tattoo
-Drinking three more bottles of St Pauli Girl
-Spilled beer on my jeans
-Super Smash Bros Brawl whilst tipsy
-90's music whilst playing Super Smash Bros
-Arguing with my best friend over my choice to move
-Vibrating stripper pole
-Bohemian Rhapsody through Portland
-Sushi
-Note passing via the sushi train (Sushi Ichiban)
-Portland Street Car
-Baked teenagers giving amazing hugs
-90 mile drive


And here I am

Yes, there is an extended version.

Yes, I will let you read it if you want



Also, added note:

Dustin Kensrue's "Please Come Home" is an astounding album
"Blood & Wine" is two minutes or pure unadulterated wonder
sldnhffg:
ahhh dont give us the 'poor american' spiel, my second cousin from denver's a huge lush fan! i think you should find a store and launch yourself at it with youre nostrils open X)
You'll love it and wont feel gay at all, i promise.
Also, its the best place to go to buy presents for girls...so theres no excuse!! x
Oct 17, 2009
sldnhffg:
nah, not a spa. Its a shop that sells lots of organic cosmetics like bathbombs, soaps, face masks and er, other pretty sexy stuff. Youve got to kinda go in there to see why its good, go in and sniff biggrin
Oct 17, 2009

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