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I went and saw Dane Cook last night

It made me grin from ear to fucking ear


Also, as a birthday gift, one of my best friends had me take his brother, who his parents bought tickets for

He was psyched

He started doing flips off the walls while I harassed the scientologists

We then visited the PIRATE STORE (anyone from Portland should know that scientologists and the Pirate Store are about 20 feet apart in Lloyd Center)

And Captain Jack flirted with my friends while I checked out some punk chick working there


BUT back to the story

He got the tickets and came with me and my friend, just to find out he and his friends tickets were getting upgraded

They moved down like 2 whole sections of the Rose Garden

Happy Birthday to him, right?



Overall the show rocked
Dane Cook was about 5 feet from me when he walked (ran) in

And even better, I think I've found a house in Portland!!!!

WOOOOOOOO Hooray for leaving this SHIT town