perfectfutility

We all come across odd things in life

I've seen my fair share, working in retail and all,
but I don't think anything will ever match up to this

Last night I saw Max Payne for free.
My two friends work at the theater and get free tickets, so in a group of four, we showed up to be the only patrons

The manager left and named my friend as the closer

We thought she was joking

The end of the movie comes and we look around
EMPTY

He stayed behind and me and my two other buddies decided
We need weed

Our hunt, long story short, didn't work, so I met up with one of my co workers who thought he could get me and him some

Didn't work that way

We crashed at his cousins place watching You Don't Mess With The Zohan (funny movie, good point)

Got home this morning
And here's where the weird happens

I find, on my desk, a XXX DVD from one of my moms friends
Who lives in Pennsylvania
And shipped it to me as a gift

My mom did not object the fact that "Worlds Best Teen Blow Jobs" was just sent to me by one of her good friends



Man this is fucking weird