perfectfutility

So I went on an adventure the other night

And was followed by ghosts the whole time



It was a fun adventure that yeilded mostly shitty pictures
because my friend Seth is a shitty photographer


Last night after I got off work,
we ended up going to the store,
and because of my new found cash (I discovered I had 50 bucks just sitting on my desk and took advantage of it) we decided to go out and have some fun

We bought a pinata

His name is Pedro

We carried Pedro to the post office where I got my mail (Wanna send me a letter? I'll give you the address)
And our friend showed up with two of her pals
and they were fooling around and taunting us

We introduced them to Pedro, the pink unicorn pinata
and they loved him.

They were about to depart, as were we because we needed to get my bb gun to shoot pedro
and they were coming towards us
So we stood in the street

and threw Pedro on the hood
expecting him to fall off


He didn't

They escaped with Pedro and held him hostage

I screamed in agony over the incident,
and we chased them to the edge of our sanity (and a block outside of my house)
and found out they had prettied up Pedro and claimed to love him

I shot him in the head 4 times and ripped off his leg as I reluctantly gave him to them for the night

My Pedro is still MIA


I am aware that I am a tad bit insane
But really
I don't care