perfectfutility

I apologize for the coming rant,
but god this has me all aggravated and shit
The Beastie Boys know how to calm me though

I have discovered a strong feeling inside me

Called hate of the general consensus of people

Ohmygod

Are there any stupider creatures on earth than americans?
Seriously

These people are so uneducated and closed-minded

No offense to the people here
Most...
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So I wrote a new poem the other night,
and said what the hell,
I'll post it here for people to see!

It's offbeat from my usual style,
a little more rhyme,
a little less serious,
and I'm glad I could write something fun instead

See more works of mine at My deviantArt Page

"Horror Movie Holiday"

Let's take a horror movie holiday,
Where we...
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In my years of working with computers
and my years of chasing/searching for the right girl
I've seen things that make me come to a disturbing realization

Computers are just like women

each one is completely different

and every message means something different

even if two give the same read-out

every computer has a mind of it's own

and it is spooooky

they have a...
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I did something today
Nothing of any importance
Just something

That's all I have to say

What follows is a piece of writing from a collection composed over the last two nights,
It is an OPINION essay analyzing city life.

It is the first of five parts, and includes the opening to the collection

The rest of the collection will be posted solely on my deviantArt account
which can be found here

Enjoy





I personally saw certain things from my own...
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So it's the second day of Spring Break really. I just spent 2 hours skating with the almighty Shiggity Seth

I've noticed how amusing the animals known as people can REALLY be
Loud noises scare them
Screaming out lyrics of revolution make them uncomfortable
Singing in German makes then confused
And speeding past them on a longboard with hair flowin in the wind is always...
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So,
This weekend kicked the shit outta yours

Guaranteed

Last night
AGALLOCH at Berbati's Pan in good ol Portland

They are described by another word that starts with A:
AMAZING

Greyceon
Russian Circles
Red Sparrows
were all good last night,

But Agalloch fucking wrecked the place

Then today
I went and got my first tattoo

Which only hurt when he went back to touch-up a...
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Hmmmm

A blog a blog

What to write in it....

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Oooh! I know!

...Wait
Never mind
I don't have a life


HEY!
I can promote my book here!
Yes, I am a writer with A PUBLISHED BOOK for sale on the web

Amazing right?
Check it out
...And God Said No

Because shameless self promotion works!