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Anyone lookin for something to read, or to criticize

please,
check out my work here:
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I'll be your best friend

I have ICE CREAM!!!
YEAH!

So, I find it funny that if I don't coddle my supervisor,
he will bumble and fail like the newbie he is

Therefore I literally waste department budget on ways to keep him from failing,
So I don't hear shit from my regulars who like me over him

They think I should be the boss

But I am!
I make...
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Anyone who wants a buzzkill

Well well well

Another saturday night thrown to the dogs

I'm just sitting here,
as is not unusual,
due to the fact that while I worked there was a parade,
and all my friends got into their little cliques,
and took off to god knows where,
leaving me to rot in my recliner.

Oh well

It's the time of the year when the cherries bloom...
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UGH
I feel like a zombie

WHO HAS TWO (2!!!!) WHOLE DAYS OF WORK OFF!!!!!!

First time in at least a month

So
I just rattled out a new poem
Titled "Storyteller"

I actually enjoyed writing it and throwing in all the word play
checkitout
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Monotonous day

EXCEPT
I bought the most badass little trash can ever

Oh, that and I single handedly managed to help my friend quit smoking, get two of my best friends together, disarm ticking time bombs known as pissed off customers, shipped a package to Cameroon, completed another chapter of my new book "Vermin", and drank 4 red bulls

The best part was the badass...
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I'm gonna be honest when I say that I though Juno was a great movie

I heard a couple skeptical reviews

I loved it

That's all I have today

I know
I'm bad at blogging
but work 6 days a week makes things uninteresting

I just listened to the new Thrice album

It can only be described as such:

Holyshitthishasgottobeanabsolutegiftfromgodijustaboutcameinmypants
wheniheardthefirstfewsongsiaminlovewiththisalbumanditspredecessor
soimgonnabuytwocopiesofeachcdandperserveoneformykidsandiamgonnaget
thelogoforthecdtattooedonmebecauseitssogoodithinkilllistentoita
millionmoretimesandnotgettiredofitbecauseitismusicworthyofgods!

That's one word.

Hooray for organic orange soda!!

It's all I drink now

3 litres in two days!

So,
Today I learned that I do my job better than my immediate supervisor
and actually tell HIM what to do
It's quite funny
I make the rules and he follows them
I make procedures and he follows them
I tell him how to do things, and he listens to...
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Ohhhhhhhhhmygod

The new Thrice album comes out tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so excited!

The Alchemy Index: Volumes III & IV: Air & Earth

I & II were AMAZING

I expect even more from the new album

This is so freakin awesome

I've been waiting since October for this!


So off that topic,
I worked a total of about 20 hours this weekend alone, and I'm exhausted
12...
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GAH!
I'm dying to get my next tattoo

Of course,
I need money first
and to find a ride 80 miles or so to portland

Oh woe is me
That this shitty little conservative redneck podunk town doesn't have a tattoo artist

Such a shame