How was your 4th of July? Fuck fireworks and fuck crowds. Especially crowds of rednecks.
What was supposed to be a short 2 beer limit night out ended up the exact opposite. I went to my first strip club! Wasn't anywhere near as bad as I expected it to be and I actually had a lot of fun. I was really worried the place would be full of nasty skanks (because of the area I live in and not because I believe strippers are skanks) but the girls were really nice there and I got three lapdances from this one lady for only $10 because it was my first time. She said she just popped my cherry!
It's all my best friends fault, I would have never gone if it wasn't with her. 
$10 ATM fee was ridiculous though, I'll be sure to get plenty of cash beforehand next time. Oh yes there will be a next time, maybe next 4th of July. A new tradition.
What was supposed to be a short 2 beer limit night out ended up the exact opposite. I went to my first strip club! Wasn't anywhere near as bad as I expected it to be and I actually had a lot of fun. I was really worried the place would be full of nasty skanks (because of the area I live in and not because I believe strippers are skanks) but the girls were really nice there and I got three lapdances from this one lady for only $10 because it was my first time. She said she just popped my cherry!
It's all my best friends fault, I would have never gone if it wasn't with her. $10 ATM fee was ridiculous though, I'll be sure to get plenty of cash beforehand next time. Oh yes there will be a next time, maybe next 4th of July. A new tradition.
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tee hee.
"Cirque du soleil is catnip for old people!"
LMAO! Thank you so much! Thank you!
PS. I think was somewhere down by Cape Coral yesterday, I feel live I've traveled all over Florida and back in one day.