Heh heh.
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solipsistic:
"It's life Jim, but not as we know it"
cousindell:
Eh?
Today I shall be:
Going to the aquarium
Doing a little Christmas shopping
and sitting on a chocolate cake.
Going to the aquarium
Doing a little Christmas shopping
and sitting on a chocolate cake.
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the_fox:
So I guess you're just skipping the consumption and digestion, then?
sinope:
hellllllllllllllllllllllooooooooo
Will you be sitting on a chocolate cake whilst christmas shopping at the aquarium gift shop??
Will you be sitting on a chocolate cake whilst christmas shopping at the aquarium gift shop??
Oh dearie me. My relationship is in trouble. I can hear the warning sirens.
So tell me, what would you do?
On waking your other half straight facedly convinces you that you've been picking your nose in your sleep and wiping the boogers in your hair.
You later discover that it's because you've been wrestled into their armpit in the night and they've been drooling...
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So tell me, what would you do?
On waking your other half straight facedly convinces you that you've been picking your nose in your sleep and wiping the boogers in your hair.
You later discover that it's because you've been wrestled into their armpit in the night and they've been drooling...
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pixiebelle:
I'd be pretty impressed to have the co ordination to pick bogies and wipe them in my hair in my sleep. 
Arm pit sleepage though is cruel and unusual punishment.
Arm pit sleepage though is cruel and unusual punishment.
munch:
i asked the homo, he said he'd be up for it.
i can't wait anyway - not been to liverpool for aaaaaages, and we definately weren't there long enough to make a night of it...
...just enough time for a beer in the swan and a subway!
i can't wait anyway - not been to liverpool for aaaaaages, and we definately weren't there long enough to make a night of it...
...just enough time for a beer in the swan and a subway!
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solipsistic:
Do you do children's parties?
spamtwo:
yet another quite night in then?
What makes you happy? I don't mean all the big stuff, all the money and power and love and big cars and impressive jobs that most of us put our life and happiness on hold until we get.
What are the little things that will always bring a smile to your face?
Here's some of mine (I shall add to these as I think of...
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What are the little things that will always bring a smile to your face?
Here's some of mine (I shall add to these as I think of...
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zombieelvis:
"What makes you happy?"
Kicking you in the balls.
Kicking you in the balls.
zombieelvis:
I can't. Those dukes get in the way of everything.
I have so much to write about that it's just too daunting a task to contemplate......and I'm a lazy cow.
The weekend was jam packed what with conventions and meets and all that jazz.
Now I'm having a glass of wine, getting in my pj's and having a wee read before bed.
Pass me my pipe and slippers.
and go and say Happy Birthday to...
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The weekend was jam packed what with conventions and meets and all that jazz.
Now I'm having a glass of wine, getting in my pj's and having a wee read before bed.
Pass me my pipe and slippers.
and go and say Happy Birthday to...
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solipsistic:
*passes pipe*
*passes slippers*
*passes slippers*
solipsistic:
*mumbles looking at shoes* Friday night: friends wedding reception.
Saturday onwards: trying to forget I existed.
Saturday onwards: trying to forget I existed.
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solipsistic:
Pearls?!?
With those gloves?!?
With those gloves?!?
sticks:
I pre-ordered that book - after seeing that I may just un-pre-order it.
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lemuria:
terrific! tadpoles? howve you been? 
lock:
TIMMMAAYYYYY
Why are our boobs where they are and not positioned like udders?
Despite much debate last night we are still none the wiser.
Go and give love and bummings to LittleBleeder she's brill, leave pictures of cowgirls in her journal to cheer her up.
While you're at it I'll have some pictures of cowboys in mine.
Despite much debate last night we are still none the wiser.
Go and give love and bummings to LittleBleeder she's brill, leave pictures of cowgirls in her journal to cheer her up.
While you're at it I'll have some pictures of cowboys in mine.
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theduke:
There's always time to drink tea, even as a cowboy
Oh You!
Come to Mummy!
Millwall!
Here... you need this.
*pinches nose to prevent blood gushing*