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Can I sit in a cupboard and wait for your grannies to walk past? Can I lunge at them with an eclair? Can I ask what it's like to be so old and know so much about the world? Can I ask what it was like during the war? Can I ask what Jesus really looked like? Can I ask what the best way to get grass stains from my pants is? Will they dance with me like they did in the old days? Do they have wheelchairs? Can I push them around the car park a while? Can we go shopping? Will they buy me a cake? Or a toy? Will they remember me at Christmas? Can I go and stay with them? Can I move in with them and win their affection and eventually replace you both in their wills? Will they make me say prayers? I hate saying prayers. Can we tell stories instead?

Your car smells of stale pee? Dirty cow...