perdurabo

did you invite me to evilster like ages and ages ago?
weird
well
x

alright, I'm going to help you out here, & it's not because I'm a nice guy or anything, but because I've taken pity on you, & I'm hoping that I can apply the time that I've spent typing this towards my community service:

you obviously missed the memo.

there's no need to be embarassed. I'm sure there were 4 or 5 others that missed it as well, because THEY (&, by association, you) had more IMPORTANT things to do than to check their SG memofile every hour on the hour.

(you HAVE been checking your SG memofile regularly, right?)

I'm going to assume that you had to visit a sick relative in Albania & were unable to log in & will cut & paste the pertinent parts of the memo. because I am such a nice guy.

(ahem):

IT IS RESOLVED: henceforth, an SG member (the party of the first part) shall herewith be able to designate, by agreements verbal, nonverbal or vestigial, a "new friend", unless the designation of said "new friend", (HENCEFORTH stated as N.F.) is in violation of the laws governing the wooded, turfy area of the party of the first parts potentate. (or thereabouts) WHENCE the party of the first part (HERETOFOR designated "Chuck") HAST, but not WHILST deigned to accrue, with equity and applicaple GORMENGHAST, unless, as per Reg. 4.20 ("It is Going To Rain" v. "I'm Pretty Sure That It Won't", 1997) THAT IT IS RESOLVED that N.F. SHALL, and without delay DESIGN but not COSINE (unless as allowed by "Burt v. Ernie", 1989) shall
Habeus Corpus FORTHWITH, barring future amendments.

got it? good.