Only 2 bruises from rough foreplay yesterday. World - 0 Perdita - 1. 
uuuh yeah. I am obsessive about beauty products. My newest thing: L'Oreal Sublime Slim Anti-Cellulite Gel.
FINE.
Laugh all you want.
But the next time your cottage cheese jiggles, wiggles, and looks unsightly . . . just remember . . . it looks so much worse than mine.
Quirk of the day: I like to make sure all doors and drawers are shut before going to sleep.
uuuh yeah. I am obsessive about beauty products. My newest thing: L'Oreal Sublime Slim Anti-Cellulite Gel.
FINE.
Laugh all you want.
But the next time your cottage cheese jiggles, wiggles, and looks unsightly . . . just remember . . . it looks so much worse than mine.
Quirk of the day: I like to make sure all doors and drawers are shut before going to sleep.
My concern was that nobody else has ever been allowed to put their first name on a uniform. I wondered if MLB knew what he was doing when they OKed it.
By the way, I did major in Japanese. What made you change your mind? The lack of jobs? Too many anime nerds in the department?
Thank you