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Let's pretend someone sees this. Let's pretend for a moment you arrived here and did not have some funny little idea of what I was before you got here. Let's pretend you haven't already confirmed that idea based on the first two sentences here.

What in holy hell am I talking about??!?!

You have something I want.
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From across the room, you are the most beautiful creature that ever wore skin. I notice you not noticing me, watch you not watch me, and I'm dying for another drink. No one laughs so easily as you. I know what would happen- we'd have fun and you'd stay fun but I'd get real and that's too much to put down.
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Okay. So I'm not too active on the site...but I'm working on it.