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Saturday Apr 19, 2003

Apr 19, 2003
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One of my friends got pissed off at me because I never have to study for tests, even if I haven't attended class for a week, and still manage to get upwards of 80% correct. Regularly. I think a big part of it is that tests don't make me as nervous as they seem to make other people. There's a girl in my biology class who has to vent pre-test stress by doing Tai-bo in her seat. And another who has to meditate. It's creepy.

I wonder if it's just Los Angeles.

Anyhoo, my friend is pissed and he mentioned something about my ability to "play the game" and "beat the system." I don't know if that's a compliment. But it got me thinking about how those things are kind of necessary to lead a relatively normal life, and how American (or maybe the 1st world) has been spawning generation after generation of kids who not only have to beat or cheat the system to get by, but they're also really, really good at it. So good that a vast majority seem to do it just for fun.

Don't ask for examples. If you look for it, you can see it everywhere you go.

There should be an electro-shock smiley. I'd use it all the time.

I wonder how they go about asking crime-scene photographer applicants if they're necrophiliacs. Is it on the application or does it get asked by the interviewer?

I think the next big freaky sex trend is going to be nasal sex. Also, I think ocular sex will make an appearance in the late 2010's, but will stay confined to only a few very specialized communities.

I want to find a way to use this phrase: "He was more [adjective] than Wolverine in a microwave."

Frankie18 is nice.

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