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Thursday Apr 21, 2005

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Title: MEMO - ALL EMPLOYEES MUST READ
From: pmchagus

Hello, all.

There comes a time in every man's life when he narrowly escapes being mauled by an albino Rottweiler guard dog. For me, that time was certainly not today a little after noon. See, turns out I have Dog Taming Skills. Either that or I smell like meat, which wouldn't suprise or particularly worry me.

Ergo, I formally retract any ill words I've ever spoken or typed of guard dogs; I had never met one before today and was merely repeating what I heard in the South Park movie. In addition, if there's anyone around who wants to smell me, I'd appreciate some feedback.

Thx.
Porky McHagus,
General Manager
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
unravled:
So, are you dead, or what?
May 4, 2005
koffee:
*pokes pensquare's dead body with a stick" shocked

hope you're ok.....
May 5, 2005

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