Exactly two years ago today, I was sitting in a MEPS station, filling out paperwork, watching the opening shots of the Iraqi War, wondering what the fuck I'd gotten myself into.
Exactly one year ago today, I was sitting in the barracks all alone, waiting for my severance papers to come through, wondering how the Army would shaft me.
Today, I'm trying to figure out how to make something of myself before this time next year.
Today is "I'm a big sack of shit" day.
Tomorrow, incidentally, is "I'm a big sack of potpourri" day. The ladies love it.
Thank you, everyone who's left me a message today. I'd initially planned to be a shut-in for the whole day, but I had to eat. And lunch leads to SG.com. You know how it is.
The funny will resume tomorrow.
Exactly one year ago today, I was sitting in the barracks all alone, waiting for my severance papers to come through, wondering how the Army would shaft me.
Today, I'm trying to figure out how to make something of myself before this time next year.
Today is "I'm a big sack of shit" day.
Tomorrow, incidentally, is "I'm a big sack of potpourri" day. The ladies love it.
Thank you, everyone who's left me a message today. I'd initially planned to be a shut-in for the whole day, but I had to eat. And lunch leads to SG.com. You know how it is.
The funny will resume tomorrow.