Chavs.
They've always been around, there just hasn't been a word for them. The closest American term I can really relate is "frat boys," though that implies that they are actually enrolled in some sort of educational program. Sun visors, sometimes backward and upside down. Football jerseys or button-down shirts, open, with black wife beaters underneath. Tommy Hillfiger jeans, in declining numbers, thankfully. Gold chains. Choking cologne. Massive sideburns. Clove cigarettes. Favorite music is Eminem and DJ Tiesto. Favorite movie is Jackass, idolize Steve-O. Ride is a '92 Nissan Sentra with 17" rims and clear tail lights that don't quite fit. Preferred occupation is DJ or car audio specialist, actual job is stocker at Foot Locker.
The females; They all look exactly the same, hang out in front of Hot Topic on their cell phones, and have an annoying fascination with neo-bellbottoms and belly shirts. They're the same bunch that sported Winny-The-Poo periphernalia and platform sandals two years ago. Love Derstiny's Child and Pink, but if anyone asks they'll say Weezer or Green Day. Will gladly go hang out in someone's shitty apartment at 2am if they think there might be Grey Goose. Ride is a VW Cabrio with cigarette burns in the upholstery and loose NOW CDs in the back seat. Want to be marine biologists, and at any given time are waiting for an answer to the application they sent to Sea World. Actual occupation is telemarketer.
They've always been around, there just hasn't been a word for them. The closest American term I can really relate is "frat boys," though that implies that they are actually enrolled in some sort of educational program. Sun visors, sometimes backward and upside down. Football jerseys or button-down shirts, open, with black wife beaters underneath. Tommy Hillfiger jeans, in declining numbers, thankfully. Gold chains. Choking cologne. Massive sideburns. Clove cigarettes. Favorite music is Eminem and DJ Tiesto. Favorite movie is Jackass, idolize Steve-O. Ride is a '92 Nissan Sentra with 17" rims and clear tail lights that don't quite fit. Preferred occupation is DJ or car audio specialist, actual job is stocker at Foot Locker.
The females; They all look exactly the same, hang out in front of Hot Topic on their cell phones, and have an annoying fascination with neo-bellbottoms and belly shirts. They're the same bunch that sported Winny-The-Poo periphernalia and platform sandals two years ago. Love Derstiny's Child and Pink, but if anyone asks they'll say Weezer or Green Day. Will gladly go hang out in someone's shitty apartment at 2am if they think there might be Grey Goose. Ride is a VW Cabrio with cigarette burns in the upholstery and loose NOW CDs in the back seat. Want to be marine biologists, and at any given time are waiting for an answer to the application they sent to Sea World. Actual occupation is telemarketer.
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Glad you posted on my page. You sound like a real jaded, sarcatic and pessimistic bastard.. just like me