There are few things I hate more than getting forwarded jokey-joke e-mail. One thing I happen to hate more is republican humor. So picture my dosposition when I recieved an e-mail with twenty feet of origional message text plus "The 2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program."
Line 1: 6:00pm - Opening American Flag burning.
I couldn't read any further. I stay away from politics on principle. I'm a registered independent. I don't give a rat's ass what the dems are cooking up. But I have no tolerance for goddamn self-righteous republican bullshit.
So to speak.
So I typed up a little sumpin'-sumpin' completely lacking in tact or anything resembling good taste and sent it back.... to all 259 addresses on that e-mail. I'm not bragging. I'm just saying.
2004 Republican National Convention
Official Program
6:00pm - Opening candle-light vigil; burning $100 bills passed out instead of candles
6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to Religion
6:10pm - Yellow Ribbon Bonanza, starring some annoying country western singer
6:30pm - Jerry Falwell sets fire to giant cross
6:50pm - Top 2% tax-bracket members dedicate their new yachts to Bush administration
7:10pm - Halliburton representatives unveil plans to invade Iran, then rebuild at cost to the Iranian people
7:40pm - Rick Santorum gives a speech on why all sex should be regulated by the government; proposes Bureau of Intimate Relations
8:00pm - Video "Abortion Clinic Bombers: Angels on our Shoulders" shown
9:00pm - President Bush arrives in a Humvee, dressed in an Army Infantry uniform, carrying a puppy and passing out gun show coupons
9:19pm - Dick Cheney shows crowd how by just snapping his fingers, he can make President Bush cluck like a chicken
9:20pm - Donald Rumsfeld presents new findings that Iraqi WMDs may have been smuggled out of the country via a hole through the center of the earth
10:00pm - Special thanks to Fox News, fat envelopes exchanged
10:10pm - Colin Powell given honorary job in Bush Administration
10:15pm - Slideshow "9/11: I'll Kick Your Ass If You Say It Was Our Fault Again" shown, narrated by Condoleeza Rice
10:45pm - Gays burned in effigy, stage left
10:50pm - Miscellaneous immigrant burned in effigy, stage right
10:55pm - Civil Rights burned in effigy, center stage
11:00pm - Grand finale: fireworks, orchestral score, getting Bush to pronounce "incumbent" correctly before midnight
Line 1: 6:00pm - Opening American Flag burning.
I couldn't read any further. I stay away from politics on principle. I'm a registered independent. I don't give a rat's ass what the dems are cooking up. But I have no tolerance for goddamn self-righteous republican bullshit.
So to speak.
So I typed up a little sumpin'-sumpin' completely lacking in tact or anything resembling good taste and sent it back.... to all 259 addresses on that e-mail. I'm not bragging. I'm just saying.
2004 Republican National Convention
Official Program
6:00pm - Opening candle-light vigil; burning $100 bills passed out instead of candles
6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to Religion
6:10pm - Yellow Ribbon Bonanza, starring some annoying country western singer
6:30pm - Jerry Falwell sets fire to giant cross
6:50pm - Top 2% tax-bracket members dedicate their new yachts to Bush administration
7:10pm - Halliburton representatives unveil plans to invade Iran, then rebuild at cost to the Iranian people
7:40pm - Rick Santorum gives a speech on why all sex should be regulated by the government; proposes Bureau of Intimate Relations
8:00pm - Video "Abortion Clinic Bombers: Angels on our Shoulders" shown
9:00pm - President Bush arrives in a Humvee, dressed in an Army Infantry uniform, carrying a puppy and passing out gun show coupons
9:19pm - Dick Cheney shows crowd how by just snapping his fingers, he can make President Bush cluck like a chicken
9:20pm - Donald Rumsfeld presents new findings that Iraqi WMDs may have been smuggled out of the country via a hole through the center of the earth
10:00pm - Special thanks to Fox News, fat envelopes exchanged
10:10pm - Colin Powell given honorary job in Bush Administration
10:15pm - Slideshow "9/11: I'll Kick Your Ass If You Say It Was Our Fault Again" shown, narrated by Condoleeza Rice
10:45pm - Gays burned in effigy, stage left
10:50pm - Miscellaneous immigrant burned in effigy, stage right
10:55pm - Civil Rights burned in effigy, center stage
11:00pm - Grand finale: fireworks, orchestral score, getting Bush to pronounce "incumbent" correctly before midnight
tomandhisjones:
Very nicely done.
rorschach:
hey bro, BT is coming to OC and LA 
I'll post details as I get them in the BT Group of course 
I'll post details as I get them in the BT Group of course