Alright, I've got the house to myself for the weekend, and you know what that means. That's right, gross displays of laziness. Also, I'm going to see exactly how loud my new stereo can get. Also, I'm going to look at porn during daylight hours.
Life is good.
A note about Rennaissance fairs: I don't know if it was half-price-tickets-for-vampire-roll-playing-clubs day or something, but they seem to have less to do with jousting and (much) more to do with filed teeth & cheesy ceremonial knives. I'm surrounded by yuppies on a regular basis and they are nowhere near as obsessed with themselves as vamps. No, I don't want to hear what your vampire name means. No, I don't give a rat's ass about the clan you and your friends made up. Yes, I do know where to find fake, drinkable blood. No, I'm not shocked in the least.
Life is good.
A note about Rennaissance fairs: I don't know if it was half-price-tickets-for-vampire-roll-playing-clubs day or something, but they seem to have less to do with jousting and (much) more to do with filed teeth & cheesy ceremonial knives. I'm surrounded by yuppies on a regular basis and they are nowhere near as obsessed with themselves as vamps. No, I don't want to hear what your vampire name means. No, I don't give a rat's ass about the clan you and your friends made up. Yes, I do know where to find fake, drinkable blood. No, I'm not shocked in the least.
well, made me stop for a second, so i guess you can say it's a success
jimmyjoe snark III
Ahh, porn during the daylight hours... for the complete "this is just wrong" experience, you should have either Oprah or TLC on in the background... unless it's something teary, in which case you need to change the channel pronto. Having the whole joint to yourself during the day owns~