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Friday May 07, 2004

May 7, 2004
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For those that care, I am no longer in the armed forces. We'll say I don't fit a particualr mental profile, and I got kicked out. Which is hard to do, apparently. Also, I've been prescribed antidepressants. It's just that type of mental profile.

So the upside is that I get to trade in my jack-boots back in for the Cons pictured here in my profile. Trading mandatory military footwear for mandatory mega-subculture footwear, I suppose.

The downside, of course, is that all my [non-digital] friends are all still on various military installations, and not here. Which means I'll have plenty of time to spend on the message board dropping various cries for help thinly veiled as obnoxious opinions. CHTVOOs, I like to call them.

dogslife, I busted a nut when I saw you were back. Then I killed an unnaturally big spider. I regret to inform you that I may be stupider since September. Fair warning. Also, you look even more like a crazy professor than ever before. Friggin' awesome.

I'm still waiting for my shit from the CD swap.
dogslife:
Embrace me, you broken man, you!

Funny thing: I'm further from being a professor than ever before. If you're interested, the story is told here. I too am embarked upon a project of becoming stupider.

Re: CHTVOOs--just don't get yourself zotted, alright? I'll try to keep an eye out and jump into the fray where I can contribute to the hilarity factor.
May 7, 2004
bort79:
I don't fit in that particualr mental profile either. So your not alone!!! skull
May 9, 2004

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