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Friday Jan 06, 2006

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The latest frontpage story.

A guy heard someone trying to break into his home. He got his shotgun and went to the back door. When he opened it he saw someone standing there. The robber got scared and started to run away but the man shot him. It turns out that the man wasn't using regular shotgun shells, he was using ones that contained rock salt. So the thief got a back and ass full of rock salt. Now that shit hurts.
It was the second time the robber had tried to rob this guy. The list of things he had stolen earlier:
1. A four-wheeler
2. 3 Dale Earnhardt, Sr. pictures
3. A mounted deer head

I guess now since being shot, his ass and back are as red as his neck.
biondo:
Fucking Rednecks, ....thanks for the welcome
Jan 19, 2006
bpatrick:
Cool name..Spiro Agnew was from the town
I lived in in Maryland.
Feb 10, 2006

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