I played basketball tonight... and sucked. I just can't shoot. But then I went bowling... thank goodness for that. I regained my sense of self-respect in front of my friends at the alley. 197, not bad, I must say, for myself. It's soooo important winning the respect of your peers in such an important battle of wits. I might have even attained Alpha Male for a brief tenure, but it will likely do me no good as there is a current shortage of attainable females running in our pack. Oh well, so is life and so is life. 
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fraggle:
i suck at basketball too...
koleeta:
I can shoot fine...making baskets is the tricky part. Don't worry, not all males are judged by their impressive game playing skills, unless the game is Battleship....or Clue...or Monopoly...ok, ANY board game.