You know, sometimes I think that girls need some pretty severe revisions. Like, what is with this calling to say you want to do something, saying you'll let you know either way if you can, then becoming completely unreachable and disappearing for weeks. Then low and behold, you call, out of the blue, asking to do something. Will I?!? I guess, lucky you're hot and I've had time to bed down that feeling of rejection. Where have you been, anyway? All over the country? But you meant to call? All this for a stupid night out. INDIE recently told me I meet the wrong girls. Well, then, where are the right girls? Huh? Are you out there? Do you wanna do something sometime? Will I actually be able to reach you? I need to hit the town with a girl that's worth the night. Anyway, I gotta go, she'll be here in a few minutes. Good thing for her she's totally hot. 