penguinviking

I hate small talk. I'm at a point that I don't give my real name. Its a Rumplskelscan complex of somekind I don't want an annoying (usually drunk) stranger knowing my name. As the better of us know we draw the attention of annoying drunks. I'm trying to get through small talk with out answering question or asking them. Very few get through the wall quickly.

If you meet a viking in the past year who said his name was Mike, John, or such it was me and I lied.
If you meet a viking in the future chose your words carefully you may get through.