penguinscheme

I was thinking I could go like, one month without an accident happening at work.
I am now the proud owner of a brad new concussion.
This brand new head wound comes with, for free might I add:

A very mammoth lump!
One cut!
Your very own migraine!
Dizziness!
A personalized neck wrenching!
The want and need to Die!

All of this can be yours if you, as well, would love to have your very own concussion!

I hate my stupid head.

All this makes me wonder if it's a good idea for me to go out tonight. I think it's a bad idea, but... I'm heading out anyway. No worry, I'm not going to drink and I will not be driving. Die is going to drive me and Kittyhawke will keep an eye on me
to make sure I don't pass out!

loveme.
PS- My blood work came back, for the most part, FINE!
PSS- My doctor said I don't have to be back to see him all the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only a few times a month! WOOT!
UPDATE: 926am:

New stuff!!!!!!




how the heck did I get this?