my math teacher is awful and i think i'm going to need a tutor. seriously, a SIXTH of his class failed last semester and there's not a single other teacher in the WHOLE university who teaches the class. it's fucking bullshit that i'm paying so much money for tuition for a retired high school teacher who talks more about the steelers and his family than functions and graphs.
and my ex-boyfriend is giving his kitten to the new trick he's dating when he goes to india. okay, so she's not a trick. i'm just bitter about the kitten. but she's not particularly smart or interesting and she's a FAKE redhead.
i was so mad when i got home from work yesterday, i wanted to break something, but glenn and i went out and drank too much wine with our fancy french dinner and i was vastly improved. i love him so much.
look!
my grandfather painted that in 1973 and gave it to my dad who kept it in the basement because he didn't want the mermaids enormous breasts warping the young minds of my brothers and i. my dad drove to my house from nyc on christmas eve to bring it to me. and now it's hanging over my bed. seediness score +10!!
and my ex-boyfriend is giving his kitten to the new trick he's dating when he goes to india. okay, so she's not a trick. i'm just bitter about the kitten. but she's not particularly smart or interesting and she's a FAKE redhead.
i was so mad when i got home from work yesterday, i wanted to break something, but glenn and i went out and drank too much wine with our fancy french dinner and i was vastly improved. i love him so much.
look!

my grandfather painted that in 1973 and gave it to my dad who kept it in the basement because he didn't want the mermaids enormous breasts warping the young minds of my brothers and i. my dad drove to my house from nyc on christmas eve to bring it to me. and now it's hanging over my bed. seediness score +10!!
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jason:
oh my god he totally drove that shit to the wrong house. i WANT IT. i wouldnt let a fake redhead even scratch my nuts.
norritt:
i think i met the fake redhead i think your assessment is correct... that mermaid pic looks awesome i gotta see it up close sometime outsider art love