is it getting annoying that all i ever want to talk about is my boyfriend? remember how all i ever wanted to talk about before was how awesome my job is? well, now i'm dating my boss, so it's like awesome concentrated. except he's also the best person i've ever met in my entire life, so it's like awesome concentrated times infinity. he hates that i say awesome too much. he made me look it up in the dictionary. HAHA.
i'm going to forgo the long, detailed dirty description [hey! that's an alliteration.] i was about to type out and just say:
BEST.SEX.EVER.
the kind of sex that makes you feel embarrassed like they've read your secret diaries where you write about all the stuff that gets you hot, but you would NEVER tell anyone.
i cry when i look at pictures of the three of us.
paige loves glenn more than she loves me. i feel like that should make me feel bad, but it doesn't.
i'm going to forgo the long, detailed dirty description [hey! that's an alliteration.] i was about to type out and just say:
BEST.SEX.EVER.
the kind of sex that makes you feel embarrassed like they've read your secret diaries where you write about all the stuff that gets you hot, but you would NEVER tell anyone.
i cry when i look at pictures of the three of us.

paige loves glenn more than she loves me. i feel like that should make me feel bad, but it doesn't.
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*see also, Alliteration