penelopelee

kevin was talking to me yesterday about wanting to "spread his seed" and asked if i wanted to have his baby. "i don't even have to stick it in you," he said. "you can do the turkey baster thing." he wants to get his good genetic material out into the world. i told him wes has first dibs on my uterus.

then we went out to the upstage and funny danced with everyone and he was completely ineffective in the cockblocking of wankers department.

i have a picture of me holding a gun, a desert eagle, and it's as big as my forearm. it's the biggest damn handgun I'VE ever seen.