i need to learn how to drive. i have a jeep cherokee waiting for me in virginia and i can't fucking drive it. this is what i get for growing up around such awesome public transportation.
update: being in a codependent relationship is scary, but getting out of it is even scarier.
update: being in a codependent relationship is scary, but getting out of it is even scarier.
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:Victorians' Driving School of A Series of Unfortunate Events:
Week 01
Spend 4 hrs reading about driving law crap
its soo easy you have to be british and retarded not to pass
Week 02
Take Permit test in an Automatic Geo Metro and schedule your drivers test
Week 27 (or whenever the hell the test is) (Dont forget to rent the Metro)
Make it through a rough od session at St. Marys walk out the next morning and pass with flying colors earning extra points for Slytherin by flashing the instructor at the exact moment you fuck up your parrallel parking job
Week 28 Roll On With Your Homies While A Scrub sits in the passengers side in his best friends ride tryin to holler at you