there's this really sweet guy who comes into my videogame store to hang out with me a lot who i thought was learning disabled because he talks real slow and it takes him a while to think of things. today, however, he tells me that he's not learning disabled, he's on THREE DIFFERENT KINDS of anti-psychotic medication. god and the devil both talk to him. not only did god teach him kung-fu and yoga, god told him he was stalking me.
AWESOME.
AWESOME.
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an old friend of mine swears to this day that some old japanese guy taught him ninjitsu in the desert in one night. he also thinks he can see residual heat signatures from snakes.