my house has brown recluse spiders and one of them bit glenn. the funny part is, he got bitten while he was sleeping on the couch because he was trying to pick a drunken fight with me and i wasn't having it. hopefully, he gets better really quick, so it continues being funny.
[only 10% of brown recluse bites are serious. i sent glenn to...
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[only 10% of brown recluse bites are serious. i sent glenn to...
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jason:
you have a personal spider guard battalion.
halfjack:
yeah my friend go bit by one of them and he ahs a hole in his leg now. they've been getting really bad in baltimore. i'd never ever heard of them a year ago.
we took down our christmas tree today, and it went out as it came in: with the simpsons, expensive wine and a huge cheese plate. next year we'll be sure to get it earlier than the day before xmas eve.
i'm dropping french, because i can't handle 15 credits and working full time at a place where i can't study. it's kind of sad, but...
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i'm dropping french, because i can't handle 15 credits and working full time at a place where i can't study. it's kind of sad, but...
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broadwaybee:
Want me to slap the bitch?
the_hooker:
I blame this EXgirl thing on New Year's Day Syndrome. It affects millions of Americans every year.
This year it caused me to write a heartfelt letter to my long time ex-girlfriend to congratulate her on her engagement. She sent me back a form letter.
New Year's Day Syndrome. Watch out. It's coming for you.
This year it caused me to write a heartfelt letter to my long time ex-girlfriend to congratulate her on her engagement. She sent me back a form letter.
New Year's Day Syndrome. Watch out. It's coming for you.
i hate calculus. why can't i find a good tutor in this stupid city?
jason:
cause youre probaby smarter than all of them?
list of holiday booty:
- two different bottles of fancy ice wine
- black cowl neck sweater
- black silk dress
- NEW BLACK 30G IPOD!!
- harry potter bernie botts every flavour beans
- truffles
- a travel mug for my morning earl grey tea
[that's just from glenn]
then i also got:
- weird anthropologie shirt from glenn's mom
- jewelry from kohl's...
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- two different bottles of fancy ice wine
- black cowl neck sweater
- black silk dress
- NEW BLACK 30G IPOD!!
- harry potter bernie botts every flavour beans
- truffles
- a travel mug for my morning earl grey tea
[that's just from glenn]
then i also got:
- weird anthropologie shirt from glenn's mom
- jewelry from kohl's...
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bkwill:
Happy New Year darlin.
-Xo
-Xo
severus:
Thanks for the link, well now you're on my list there too. Sweet. I hope you're doing well pretty woman.
i just sold my soul to american apparel AKA accepted the assistant manager position at the new store in shadyside. fuck having zero days off, i now have zero HOURS off.
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destro:
i got bad info, they were just closed for the rest of the week,,,,
seth0067:
yes yes i can definitely see you at AA. how long until you're plastered all over the back of Vice, huh?
Thanks for the birthday wishes - hope your holiday is a good one!
Thanks for the birthday wishes - hope your holiday is a good one!
our presentation totally kicked major booty and now i only have two finals left. one of which will be super easy, and one of which will be super hard, but open book.
5 more days until winter break.
ps! honey is the awesomest thing ever. i mean, what other substance is simultaneously delicious and manufactured by BEES, which are in and of themselves totally awesome?...
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5 more days until winter break.
ps! honey is the awesomest thing ever. i mean, what other substance is simultaneously delicious and manufactured by BEES, which are in and of themselves totally awesome?...
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mercie:
I hate bees. I am scared to fucking death of them. I've avoided being stung my entire life too... And I've often said I can live without honey. Can't we like, make synthetic honey by now with our technology? Pft, I don't need it anyway. 
Kill the bees, kill them!
Kill the bees, kill them!
the_hooker:
Why not get him a trip to New York? That's where most painter/conceptualartist/philosophy buff fashionistas that I know like to blow their wad.
Anyway, it would be a good swap since I am coming to Pittsburgh.
Anyway, it would be a good swap since I am coming to Pittsburgh.
too much homework/studying. too little ability to concentrate.
someone, email me some ritalin.
someone, email me some ritalin.
z:
Wow, hi. Lizzie's my best friend in the whole world, and this connection seems really crazy but I guess it isn't really all that crazy.
I'm having the exact same homework problem. I have to read 14 magazine articles in an hour and write a paragraph about each of them. And I can't concentrate on it for more than 5 seconds. I mean, literally, 5 seconds. Maybe even less. It's ridiculous.
I'm having the exact same homework problem. I have to read 14 magazine articles in an hour and write a paragraph about each of them. And I can't concentrate on it for more than 5 seconds. I mean, literally, 5 seconds. Maybe even less. It's ridiculous.
i was waiting to see the newest harry potter movie until glenn has seen the last 3 movies, but he's being too slow about it, so i think i'm going to just drag him.
tonight is pantyraid! alicia [the other founder] is back in town for a little while and is showing up. my friend marne is djing. she's very small and cute and has...
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tonight is pantyraid! alicia [the other founder] is back in town for a little while and is showing up. my friend marne is djing. she's very small and cute and has...
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severus:
whats up with all these girl with boyfriends that need to catch up on HP! go anywaaaay! come on. it's so great. and severus is HOTTT.
unnecessaryz:
I was just thinking the other day: "I'm finally in good enough shape to be hot at a panty raid party." Then I jerked off in front of a mirror because it was all too much to take.
oh! it's 70 degrees and sunny in san fran and that's where glenn and i are going to be for the next week, visiting paige and michael and mechelle and peter and everyone.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone.
and happy 25th birthday to me.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone.
and happy 25th birthday to me.
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severus:
hope your birthday was great. what do you think of the gof movie?
minimalism:
Happy Birthday, penny!!!
My wishes are a little late, sorry. I was away for Thanksgiving week as well.
My wishes are a little late, sorry. I was away for Thanksgiving week as well.
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norritt:
dear penny,
sorry i dont write i was attacked by a walrus... oh and happy birthday
sorry i dont write i was attacked by a walrus... oh and happy birthday
morgan:
Dear Penny,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I miss you, lady.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I miss you, lady.
since my last update, i started working AND put in my two weeks notice at my job at bare elegance. too much work and too much grief and harrassment for waaaayyy too little pay.
jason:
from the warhol to the whore-hall and back again?
djing the halloween party was awesome. thanks to destro for inviting us and thanks to everyone else who cut a rug. i love seeing people dance almost as much as i love dancing myself.
and here's some music that's so good, it brings a tear to my eye.
i just got hired to work the front desk at bare elegance. hopefully, i make mad...
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and here's some music that's so good, it brings a tear to my eye.
i just got hired to work the front desk at bare elegance. hopefully, i make mad...
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iso:
"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn."
aspen:
funny.