i like that new J.Lo song. [Jenny from the Block] because i'm jenny from the bronx. YES!!
tomorrow marks the day of 4 photoshoots. one of them being of meee, themed "pornographer and debutante." funny. i should put my dang camera on charge. i haven't used it in forever. lux's shoot theme is "flesh peddler and sex activist." get it?? high culture / low... Read More
NEW ACTION TOOTH OUT JEN slurps maximal soft foods and requires active petting 36 hours a day. Baby No-Tooth Jen comes with new accessories like an Ice pack, vicodin, lousy mood voice box button presser and baby food. Fun for the heart-broken love-sick, pretty boy/girl derelicts of all ages and colors. You'll fall in love with new... Read More
NEW ACTION TOOTH OUT JEN slurps maximal soft foods and requires active petting 36 hours a day. Baby No-Tooth Jen comes with new accessories like an Ice pack, vicodin, lousy mood voice box button presser and baby food. Fun for the heart-broken love-sick, pretty boy/girl derelicts of all ages and colors. You'll fall in love with new tooth-out jen just like everybody else in the whole meta-universal unitron, even before your paws leave the ground to open the package.
my biopsych teacher canceled the final and gave everyone 100%, because the class was too stupid to take it. before the final, the class average was a 70. after, a 77. totally fucking sad.
and then my buddhism teacher never showed up to collect the final paper, so i have an extra day to do it.
TOMORROW I GET ONE WISDOM TOOTH REMOVED! i am... Read More
the planned new york experience was supposed to include:
-the museum or modern art
-the whitney museum
-naqoyqatsi
-ice skating
-shopping
-art shows
-meeting all my friends
the weekend's new york experience included:
-ashtanga yoga workshop
-jason sneaking us into a sold out mooney suzuki show [because he's the best]
-some punk rock shopping
-me fighting with my dad
-lots of eating in restaurants
-extended... Read More
i have waaaayy too much school work to do. i have until the 18th to write another 16 page paper for buddhism AND make up an entire semesters worth of statistics projects. fawk. AND john allen is coming to visit me during that time, so i'm not going to be able to get ANYthing done. i have tomorrow and next tuesday to do all my... Read More
according to my roommate, who was there 2 weeks ago, that place totally sucks now, but they still have the photobooth. in fact, we have some pics on our fridge to prove it. BUT, it's a lame tiki bar now, so consider yourself warned!!
yoga totally kicked my ass today. i convinced my MOM to come with me, too. it was like 2 whole hours of push-ups, sit-ups, leg lifts, etc. while doing breath of fire [i.e. hyperventilation] kicked my fukkin ass.
oh, AND THEN. i went to this hipster art show and they want me to submit my WORK [haha] for next month's show. SO FUNNY. my "work"... Read More
i am going raving mad
am i sick or am i bad
i can't get through a single day
without having my wicked way
at night it's useless counting sheep
i have to wank myself to sleep
and once my eyes are closed it seems
that all i have are dirty dreams
Have a Happy New Years baby!!!!!!
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