TOP 20 WORST PICK-UP LINES
Pay attention, boys...this is how NOT to pick up a girl. And so help me god I had better not have a flurry of these cut - copied and pasted and sent into my inbox or there will be hell to pay! Although if I had to pick a favorite it would be: "Can I push your stool in? Hee hee.
Girls, please add your own doozies. I know there are so many more out there....
1. Is your boyfriend sitting here? (He sits down.) Now he is.
2. Hey, I bet nobodys ever picked you up like this before. (Tosses condom onto table.)
3. (Instant message on a dating site.) Id like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.
4. A guy friend asked me, So are you single now? and when I told him yes, his response was, Good, want to bone?
5. Can I have your phone number? Im going into the hospital for a few weeks, and Id really like someone to talk to.
6. Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?
7. If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
8. Can I push your stool in?
9. Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?
10. So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something Are you?
11. Guy: Do you have any Italian in you? Me: Nooo. Guy: Want some?
12. The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?
13. You look like a smurf, a hot smurf.
14. Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?
15. If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas.
16. Oh, so youre American? I would never have guessed. Youre quite the cunning linguist.
17. Save water. Shower with me.
18. My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?
19. Hey, hey, did it hurt? Huh? Well, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
20. I have an 11-inch penis.
Pay attention, boys...this is how NOT to pick up a girl. And so help me god I had better not have a flurry of these cut - copied and pasted and sent into my inbox or there will be hell to pay! Although if I had to pick a favorite it would be: "Can I push your stool in? Hee hee.
Girls, please add your own doozies. I know there are so many more out there....
1. Is your boyfriend sitting here? (He sits down.) Now he is.
2. Hey, I bet nobodys ever picked you up like this before. (Tosses condom onto table.)
3. (Instant message on a dating site.) Id like to participate in nude wrestling with you, followed by a happy ending.
4. A guy friend asked me, So are you single now? and when I told him yes, his response was, Good, want to bone?
5. Can I have your phone number? Im going into the hospital for a few weeks, and Id really like someone to talk to.
6. Hey, baby, wanna ride my escalator?
7. If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
8. Can I push your stool in?
9. Can I wear your thighs for ear muffs?
10. So, girls with big lips are usually pretty good at something Are you?
11. Guy: Do you have any Italian in you? Me: Nooo. Guy: Want some?
12. The doctor said my mono has finally cleared up. Want to make out?
13. You look like a smurf, a hot smurf.
14. Hey, I hear your ankles are having a party. You want to invite your pants down?
15. If you jingle my bells, Ill promise you a white Christmas.
16. Oh, so youre American? I would never have guessed. Youre quite the cunning linguist.
17. Save water. Shower with me.
18. My hands are freezing cold! Can I warm them on your breasts?
19. Hey, hey, did it hurt? Huh? Well, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
20. I have an 11-inch penis.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
velvet_petal:
If only they realized a simple hello followed by something normal and slightly relevant to the moment was enough.
mjb67:
they're so bad, they're almost good. outrageous enough you laugh instead of crippling him with a knee to the groin.