Yoga or Porn? You decide!
If you do your morning stretches the ho hum way in sweats and a t-shirt, then you might want to take notes from this video. Please watch closely as the instructor stretches, bends and spreads her legs with mind-boggling flexibility. Many of these poses look like yoga and ballet moves, so I'm trying to figure out exactly what makes sexy stretching any different from normal stretching. Perhaps its the itsy-bitsy neon sports bra and biker short set? Maybe its the pervy way the camera lingers over her, umm, assets. Or more likely its the romantic jazz music playing in the background. Whatever the case, this looks more porn than physical fitnesss to me. But hey, I'm NOT a fitness expert am I? Just a Porn connossieur.
Either way, sign me up!
If you do your morning stretches the ho hum way in sweats and a t-shirt, then you might want to take notes from this video. Please watch closely as the instructor stretches, bends and spreads her legs with mind-boggling flexibility. Many of these poses look like yoga and ballet moves, so I'm trying to figure out exactly what makes sexy stretching any different from normal stretching. Perhaps its the itsy-bitsy neon sports bra and biker short set? Maybe its the pervy way the camera lingers over her, umm, assets. Or more likely its the romantic jazz music playing in the background. Whatever the case, this looks more porn than physical fitnesss to me. But hey, I'm NOT a fitness expert am I? Just a Porn connossieur.
Either way, sign me up!
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everthere:
Fassinating viewing material.
shelterfromcold:
It's a fine line between yoga and porn.
