GenkiWear, LLC is developing a trio of fragrances celebrating classic Star Trek. "Tiberius," "Pon Farr" and "Red Shirt" fragrances will be available in stores in the spring in honor of the new Star Trek movie coming out. OMG!
I believe Susannah Breslin says it best:
"I am not prepared to live in a world wear there is Star Trek-themed perfume, okay? Forget the "Red Shirt" one, because it assumably will smell like sweat and fear and having just pissed yourself in fear, but "Pon Farr"? The Vulcan mating time, when they basically hump anything that moves? How was this not recognized as the worst idea in the entire world immediately? Who wants to smell like a rutting vulcan?!
Also, how can you wear a scent based on James T. Kirk, the galaxy's greatest poonhound, and not get fucked to death by hot green-skinned alien women?
Okay, "Tiberius" might be okay. But I highly disapprove of the others. "
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english_dave:
Make it happen!
rugged:
did that cigarette smell after you removed it from your toes. every time i see that pic it makes me laugh.