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I had the strangest dream last night...........dreamt I was doing a casting call for a cheap basement porno movie production.

I remember walking down these steps to a concrete basement and there was dog shit everywhere. Over to the side were a bunch of half-naked men stroking their cocks trying to stay hard waiting for their names to be called up to the production set.

On the other side were a bunch of girls all decked out in "Rock of Love" uniform also waiting anxiously for their names to be called as well. The environment was somewhat like this:


I stood there and and just observed. I was nervous cause I had never done anything like this before. I also was not quite in uniform...I was just wearing an over-sized t-shirt with a picture of the Grinch on it which was what I wore to bed that night in realtiy. (Yes, no shit - I have Grinch jammies).

The set was so surreal....

(Not that all this shit was actually in my dream -- but my dream pretty much had the same vibe...)

I noticed a bunch of girls going over to this small dorm-like sized fridge and pulling out these tubes. I went over for a closer look and noticed that it was colorful tubes of lube that you were suppost to shoot up in yourself before going on set to help progress things further along.

I picked a red tube of lube and inserted it....

I then saw a group of actors/actresses huddling around the set stage. I walked up for a closer look and saw the director. He looked something like this...


He began calling out some Porn names to come up to the set to begin filming. Two girls were called up ... they started doing this choregraphed dance routine like they were on a Miss America pagaent or something. By this time I was freakin' out cause I failed to read the script so I had no clue what to frickin' do if I was called up.

Over to the side a several of the guys were bickering cause they just had realized that some of the scenes entailed guy on guy on girl. One of them commented that he didn't sign up for this gay porn shit. A couple of the girls fired back to just "suck it up" - "if we have to take it in the ass - then so can you!"

I refocused my attention to the set. The two girls were finished with their dance routine and began walking off the stage. The director started calling out names for the next scene. My name was called. "Masturbation". Yes, how that became my porn name - I do not know. Okay, so I have an incling.

I walked up to the set. Another girl was called up as well along with two guys.....

..........to be continued.................