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My apologies for being away. I spent the last week or so locked in a cage in my basement. I do this every so often to explore the limits of my being. I am free now.
Yeah, I hadn't really thought too much about the weather. If it rains or it's too cold on that Monday for the zoo we could head to the art museum or the domes or something. Who knows. I'm a fly by the seat of my pants kinda gal.
Ahhh...it's Friday. Yippe Kiya, Mutha-Fuckers! I'm feeling a bit scattered. So I'm just going to throw out some random shit. Now let's proceed.
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What have i done now? You know if you lived closer I would have invited you! If its any consolation.... I could only stay for 5 songs, as I had to get back to work and finish a mix!..... but she did play Black hearted love while I was there...oops!
When I was 5 years old, my Mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy." They told me that I didn't understand the assignment. I told them they didn't understand life.