A few weeks ago I started doing Bikram yoga. For those of you who aren't familiar with Bikram yoga, it's a 90 minute workout session of yoga postures performed in a 40 degree room (105F).
I never thought it was possible to sweat so much.
During the session you're meant to focus on only yourself and block out any external factors in the room and look only at your reflection in the mirror.... but alas... all i seem to do is get distracted by all the sweaty hooters in the room. Try as I might, everywhere I turn are yoga babes twisting and turning there bodies with such flexibility and all I can manage to think about is melons, honkers, bazooms, norks, jugs, ta-tas, BOOBS. Call them what you will, I just can't seem to get them outta my mind.
Excuse me but, i'm going to have a wank now.
(feel free to post more sweaty bewbs for my viewing pleasure)
I never thought it was possible to sweat so much.
During the session you're meant to focus on only yourself and block out any external factors in the room and look only at your reflection in the mirror.... but alas... all i seem to do is get distracted by all the sweaty hooters in the room. Try as I might, everywhere I turn are yoga babes twisting and turning there bodies with such flexibility and all I can manage to think about is melons, honkers, bazooms, norks, jugs, ta-tas, BOOBS. Call them what you will, I just can't seem to get them outta my mind.
Excuse me but, i'm going to have a wank now.
(feel free to post more sweaty bewbs for my viewing pleasure)
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charity:
bitch, i hear on the gossip grapevine that your moving out?hope your all ok.your hair must need doing soon, and if it doesn't we should go out for a little drinky one night soonxxxxx
charity:
well thats exciting!and to get away from crazy bitch too?cant believe you were gonna cheat on me.well keep it treated and come in in a couple of weeks .im good having a lazy day gonna do a jamie oliver 30 min meal tonight
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