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we gotta help our girl kittykitty out she is trying her best to become a SG .

WE cant stand by while these theese Mandals!! denie her

Happy mothers day! To be fair, since you answered my questions, i will too

1-Who the fuck are you? I'm Noise, who's fuckin askin
2-What do you want? Everything
3-Most recent injury? the made for tv movie 10.5 hurt my brain.
4-Coolest Injury? Sliced my hand down to the bone with my katana blade once.
5-Funniest thing you heard this week? My cousin vinny is on. . . that movie is funny
6-Have you ever made fun of someone for something
stupid they did or said? On a Daily basis
7-Have you ever made fun of someone for something they
could not help or change? I was a mean kid at times
8-Favorite Artists? Dali, Giger, i forget
9-Favorite living musicians without a record deal? Time of Orchids, the Friendly Bears, and i guess, me?
10-Favorite Porn Star? John Holmes or Peter North
11-Person who's mere presence makes you want to
bludgen them? my mother
12-Do you own any weapons? (list) A slew of guns, bows, potato cannons, swords, whip with spikes on it, knives, and some make shift weapons
13-Coolest/sweetest revenge you've ever gotten on
someone? I got someone not only kicked out of college, she wasnt allowed within 500 feet of me and arrested, and her mere precense on campus is now an arestable offence. She then had to run to florida because there was nowhere else for her to go and she fled the sate. People should learn not to fuck with me, i mean really.
14-Ever hook up with a foreigner? Yes a few
15-Are YOU a foreigner? Nope
16-Favorite Serial Killer? Fish
17-Least Favorite candy? sweet stuff
18-Least favorite religion? the ones that exist
19-Favorite Holiday? I dont celebrate holidays, i celebrate everyday.
20-Least Favorite Holiday? xmas
21-Nicest penis you've ever seen in person(not
including your boyfriend's or your own)? Johnny Rockstar
22-Nicest cooch you've ever seen in person(not
including your girlfriend's
or your own)? umm, Robin had a nice one, but she's crazy
23-Nicest Boobs you've ever seen in person? theres so many of them i just dont know!! theyre fucking boobs for christ sake
24-Ever fart during sex? not to my recolection
25-Ever piss or shit during sex? Accidentally or On
purpose? NO
26-Are you dead? I dont beleive life exists
27-Have you ever killed anything with a central
nervous system? but of course
28-Can you swim? yes ma'am
29-List the drugs you've done: If you can list 'em you havent done enough!
30-Do you eat Veal? YES!
31-Have you ever gone fishing? Love fishin, yes
32-Have you ever vomited on someone else? Unfortunately no
33-Are women good drivers? (gag) i plead the fifth!
34-Can you cook? Like a fucking chef bitcH!
35-Can you dance? So i'm told i'm pretty good, but either way it dont stop me!
36-Don't you miss Phil Hartman? Terribly

38- Where did 37 go? I just happen to know it's farther down the list
39-If you were filthy rich and moderately famous, who
would you invite to a party? Who would you not allow
in? I would invite a whole shitload of celebrities and a shitload of degenerates i've known over the years. The celebrities would get turned away at the door
40-Have you ever had a gun pulled on you? yeah, a few times
41-Have you ever been shot at? fortunately no
42-Have you ever seen anyone else get shot? yep
43-Was it you who shot them? once again, unfortunately (or fortunately) not
44-What places other than a toilet bowl have you taken
a dump? the woods. and outhouse. Although i really want to take a dump somewhere like a big corporate store or somewhere that pisses me off...like i said before, people should really learn to not fuck with me
45-Mother Theresa . . .Saint or Slut? I seen a Bukake porn with her in it
46-What ever happened to the 4th Amendment in this
country? It's been slowly raped over the years, but the Bush family definitely had a lot to do with it.
47-Dont you hate pants? Depends on who's wearin them
48-Have you ever burned an american flag and why? Yes, because it was there and i was running out of things to set fire to
49-Are you exited? It's almost over! No, i know it's not
37-Did you know this was where 37 went? Yes, i put it here
50-What day is it? mutha's day
51-Did you ever blow your nose into your hand and then wipe it on someone?yes
52-How come people don't seem to know propper grammar anymore? dems is be stoopit
53-Can you find the spelling errar? yeah, you should be yoo
54-Hitler-Gay or straight? he takes it
55-Holocaust-Real or conspiracy? Holocaust schmolocaust, i dont see any jews around here!!!!
56-Ever bite a guy's dick during a blowjob? nope
57-Ever have sex so bad you had to stop in the middle? fortunately not, but almost
58-Whats your favorite animal? FERRET!
59-Doesnt Prophetnoise kick so much ass? I'll say!
60-Isn't Bianca the Ferret the cutest? I'm so biased, yes
61-Have you ever heard any of my songs? Yes, i was there when i made them
62-Do you beleive trying is the first step towards failure? Homer simpson was a smart man, but not really
63-Do you have any beer for me? psh no
64-If Ben Franklin was alive today, what would he look like? wrinkly and frail
65-Whats the square root of 5234?72.3463889907436914364469576482684
66-Ain't that a funky beat? Your right, i've heard better
67-Ever throw a meatball? i'm sure i have, but i think i will just to be sure
68-Hows married life? I dont beleive in marriage
69-Who rocks the party that rocks the party? Babygirl!
70-Isn't it a waste of time numbering every question? yeah, thats why i stopped
-Did i number this one?no
-how many pens do you have on your desk?two that i can see
-Dont you hate when the tip of your eyeliner pencil breaks in the sharpener?that shit sucks
-Isnt good liquid eyeliner so much better than the pencils? yeah, but it's too good for me, i look better with the pencil i think
-Did you know that i have four different colors of eyeliners?yes, i'm me
-Can you guess what colors they are? Black, White, Blue (you guessed those) and green
-what is your favorite thing on a drumset? blood
-what is your favorite musical instrument?BASS
-What the fuck?suckit!
80-Disney-Fan Of or Mortal Enemy?MORTAL ENEMY! (that made me think of the mortal kombat song!
-Whatcha gonna name your first kid? kmirm! see how he or she likes that!
-Do you have health coverage? fuckin $150 a month
-Did you ever watch Mr. Show? Love it!
-Do like the HBO drama Oz? Love it!
-Are you a John Waters fan? YES!
-Are you a fan of Peewee Herman? YES!!!!!!
-Ever go skydiving like i did? um, YES!!!
-What's the fastest you've ever driven (in the driver's seat)? 138, twice
-Ever spend the night in a hospital? with a friend who tried to kill herself, yes
90-Can you play a musical instrument? yes
-Do you play video games? sometimes
-Can the Dead dance? yeah sure, freak
-Do you have to go to the bathroom?in a bit
-Do you plan on answering everyone's questions? no
-Where is Qatar? over there
-What month is it? may?
-Why do i never know when it is? ADD?
-Do you know where i am? i'm here
-What is at 40n35, 74w09? Me kinda, close enough
100-Did you know that the last question used longitude and latitude for location?yeah
-What city do you hate the most?BOSTON!
-what country do you hate the most?FRANCE!
-What planet do you hate the most?ummm, neptune? i dunno
-With all this hate, is there any room for love?much love!
-Why didnt they put any letters on the number 1 on the phone?assholes, thats what they are
-Wanna give me money?that wouldnt really accomplish much if i did thatnow would it?
-Know any unics?nope
-Ever poison anyone to usurp their throne?mwuhoohoohaaa
-Are you horny right now?no, wait, yeah
110-Cops-Like or Dislike?grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
-Do you use a Mac or PC?both
-How is this mix i just did gonna turn out? much better than the first mix of that song
-How fast is your CD burner? 48X on the PC and whatever the fuckin G4 has and i think this one on my dads pooter is 8x
-Who would win in a fight . .Bon Jovi or Me?laugh, me
-Who would win in a fight. . Bon Jovi or You? YOU!
-Like Ted Nugent?Yep
-Wanna buy me that motorcycle i want? i do, but i cant
-Why dont i like the songs i make? perfectionist
-What is the length limit to these journal comments? your entry yesterday aparently
120-Do you like the Allman Brothers? lovem
-You snowboard?yep
-Dig Rockabilly?yep
-Ever shave your head? often
-Dye your hair?yep
-Would you marry for money? depends
-Would you commit a crime for money? yeah
-Would you sell your soul to the devil for fame and fortune? trick question, no such thing as the devil
-Doesnt Queen rock the shit outta todays rock bands? fuck yeah
-Baseball or Softball?baseball
130-MLB or NFL? both
-Do real football fans even watch the superbowl halftime show? i dont
-Did you know that before last season even started i predicted the Carolina Panthers would be the Superbowl Surprise of the season? why yes
-Favorite Baseball teams? Yanks, Mets, Devilrays, Twinns
-Favorite Hockey Teams? Devils, Rangers, Stars
-Favorite Football Teams? Giants, Jets, Raiders
-Favorite Basketball teams? Knicks
-Do you understand how the fuck to play Cricket? actually some pakistani guy from england at the bar last night tried to explain it to me on the line for the bathroom. my friend cindy from Whales who lives in london did one time to....my answer is still no.
-What about Cricket the Darts Game, thats kinda easy, know how to play that? Love it, yes
-Class-Take notes or Sleep? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (and i get better grades than everyone else too!)
140-Oh my god, why the fuck do i have to hear Outkast's Hey-ya at least three hundred times a day since the day it came out even to this moment right here? It's a conspiracy against me
-I mean, yeah it's a good song, but do they have to play it every minute everywhere on every radiostation, in every store, on every commercial, and other places i cant even think of? see above
-Why does bacon taste so fucking good? mmmmm bacon
-What's the highest window you've ever thrown something out of? i think 28th?
-Which would you prefer to use, Magic markers or colored pencils? colored pencils
-Ever take a class drawing neckid people?Yep
-How many unused CD-Rs do you have right now? about 2 inches worth
-Ever get shot with a paintball?yeah, i love the welts
-Ever build a potato cannon?yes, there are 3 or 4 in my house right now
-Arent Potato cannons the coolest? fuckin aye
150-Why can't white people dance? they're not black or me
-Isnt Flava Flav a fuckin nuts? oh yeah
-Did you know that Chuck D once gave me his Email Adress? yes, i was there! damnit
-Did you know that i never emailed him? yep
-Why is Gary Oldman the best ever? Oh shit, i dont know, its a mystery
-Have you ever seen the international version of the Profesional which is known as Leon (it's so much better than the american version) ? Obviously i have
-What would you do if there was an alien invasion today? Kill them alien sonsabitches
-Ever drive a staple through your forearm on purpose to see what it feels like? (that shit fuckin hurts) once again, obviously yes
-Which would you rather be, A Vampire or a Werewolf? Vampire
-Doesnt the movie Blade kick ass? i think so, that New Order song rocks my world
160-Wouldnt it be cool if i was the Daywalker?yeah
-If i was a vampire, would you want me to make you a vampire? i would have to make myself a vampire if i was a vampire? huh?
-If you were a vampire, would you make me a vampire? i'm confused
-If you were imortal such as vampires, what would you do that mortals couldt? EVERYTHING!
-What would happen if they arrested a vampire and sentenced him to a life sentence? whoa, deeeeep
-Doesnt getting arrested suck? kinda
-Ever been arrested? yes
-How are you at reading maps?yes
-How are you at giving directions?the best
-How are you at following directions?so long as they're good ones
170-Ever wonder what it would be like to have a cock? ummmmm
-Wouldnt it be cool if i got a mouse for Bianca to chase around until she kills it? fuck yeah
-Do you gamble?yep
-Wanna bet?um, sure
-Did that make you think of the movie Dumb and Dumber?yes
-You saw Dumb and DumberER right? nope
-Tea or Coffee? tea
-What kinds of tea or coffe do you like? loose green tea
-Phish, fan or despise?grrrrrrrrrrrr
-Dave Matthews band, do you hate them? (please say yes)YES
180-Dig on tori amos? yes
-Do you think plastic/cosmetic surgery is dumb? for the most part yes
-What about stomach staples? nope
-What's your opinion on the collective social mindset of america?duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-If you had to live in another country, where would you want it to be? either italy or vancouver, maybe london for a little while. or Prague I know those are mostly cities but fuckit
-George Bush, fan? Nope
-John Kerry, Fan? Nope
-Whats the deal with the dude having a chicks first name as his last name? Craziness i say!
-I hope you dont want my answers for all these questions, do you? well you got em
-Would you kill a human if you were never going to get caught or punished for it? a lot of them
190-Did you inhale glue or white out or markers when you were in elementary school like i did? refer to question
-Did you eat glue or paste or crayons or other school supplies while an child like i didnt? once again, see question
-Did all those Dont Do Drugs classes they gave you as a child make you curious as to what the fuss was all about? fuckin like you dont know
-Reagan or Bush Sr (i forget) said "We are fighting a war on drugs and we are losing." Do you see the humor in the fact that the Government is fighting a war on drugs, a war against drug addicts who don't even know they're fighting a war, and the unnaware drug addicts are winning? LOLOLOL
-Do you find the irony in the slogan/bumpersticker Do Sports, Not Drugs? COUGH Barry bonds COUGH
-Arent you mad that i lied about it being almost done? nope
-What CD should i listen to? They Might Be Giants 'Flood'
-Wanna hold on while i get my CDs? no, the simpsons is on
-Ok, I'm back, can you guess what CD i put in? none, i'm wathcing the simpsons
-Do you keep your CDs in a CD Book or on a CD Case Rack?cd book
200-Are they Alphabetised? yes
-Do you put the Albums by the same artist in alphabetical or release date order? release date
-Did you guess that i put in Buju Banton's 'Til Shilo'? n/a
-Ever heard of Buju Banton? yes
-Hey, where are you going? over there
-Like the Beastie Boys? yeah bitch!
-Did you know i saw Tribe Called Quest open up for the Beastie Boys at Madison Square Garden while i was Candyflipping? (it kicked so much ass, Q-Tip totally came out and spit with them on Get it Together) awesomeness
-What was your favorite Concert? see next
-Did you know mine was B.B. King? (that surprises most) Yes
210-Do you know how long it's taken me to ask these?forever
-Wanna hear a good joke? nah
-Where were you when 9/11 happened? school in westchester
-Where were you when JFK was shot? floating through the universes
-Favorite snack food? right now, pork rinds
-Favorite brand of pretzels? rolds gold usually
-Would you ever go BASE jumping? nah
-Ever Bunjee Jump? nope
-Why does this computer suck my balls? it's old
-When was the last time you had sex? oh my god, amazing fucking sex last night
-What happens When you press F1? HELP!
220-Whats up with that? nuthin much
-Did you ever "Raise the Roof"? in jest
-Did you roll your fist and yelp "HooHooHoo" a la Arsenio when that was the craze? i was in 4th grade, i'm sure i did
-Do you say Holla?NO
-Preffer East Coast or West Coast livin? east coast baby, NYC all the way
-Does your head hurt? nope
-Ever been double penetrated? lol, no
-Did you know my shoulder still hurts from Feb 9th? yeah
-How much does that suck? enough
-What am i gonna do if i go to submit this and i cant? cry
230-Candy Kids, love or hate? murder
-Wanna do it? yeah, oh baby right hand!
-Can you rave? unfortunately i've very good at it
-Ever put something hard through the screen of a TV? YEAH!!!
-Ever run and not realize the sliding glass door or screen door was closed and run right into it? a bunch
-Isnt that the funniest shit? i laughed
-Is this enough? nope
-Do i win for having the most questions? i did!
-What do i win? a liver???
-When do i get my prize? during the operation
*240*-Why the hell did you just waste all that time
fillin this shit out? cuz i'm too nice sometimes
-270 questions? that bastard
-Whats that all aboot? fuckin canuks
-Who am i on the phone with? i dont remember
-Who am i not on the phone with? gary
-Did i sleep in my clothes last night? no
-Did i get drunk last night? oh yeah
-Who did i hang out with last night? Boxofficepoison, Iggy, And my girl, and for a breif while some SGNYers
-What am i doing awake at 11 in the morning? couldnt tell ya
-Ever meet a chicks with dicks? nopes
250-Whats that you're drinking? air
-How many comments do you usually get? under ten a day
-Wanna go to Canadia? yes
-Ever drink a Cambodians breastmilk? nope
-What's more important, people or cars? usually cars, but some people i hold in high esteem
-Whats more impotant, Bush or Cheney? lol, impotant
-Aren't people really annoying using cell phones? usually
-What size monitor do you have? i think the PC's got a 19 and the G4's got a 17 flatscreen
-Are you vulgar? fuckin shit yeah cunt!
-Did we find a bag of coke in the bathroom last night?no, it was a few nights ago
260-Did we then proceed to snort it? yes
-Why are most comedians not funny? i'll never know
-Do you fly? i try not to, i dont like the fact that i'm not the pilot. . .i dont even know who the pilot is. I dont even like getting into a car if i'm not driving
-Where should i go eat din din?everywhere
-Ever fall down the stairs? yeah
-Were you embarrassed? no
-Are you authorized? the authroiziest
-What should i eat? pussy
-What do you drive? nothing anymore
-What do you want to drive? everything
270-Ever seen a circumscision? in progress, no
-What year did they start makin the Honda Passport? 94
-Dont you just wanna "hook up" a Civic and race it around town? no
-Dont you just wanna smack people who do that? yeah
-Did you just kick me? yes
-No really, who just did that? i did prick
-Do you do a lot of on line quizzes? not usually
-Did you make forts when you were younger? still do sometimes
-Why the fuck did he add more questions? to twart my winning
-How come when i was younger my parents never gave me any bags of pot for my birthday? theyre dumb
280-Do you smoke bud? not anymore
-Do you smoke dank? i did when i smoked
-How's the pizza there? SI and Brooklyns got the best fuckin pizza
-I want some pizza, can you get me some? nope
-Whats up with Missy not accepting your set? i didnt submit one!
-Ever have the SWAT team called in? no, but now i got some goals in life!
-What should i have for breakfast? Bacon
-Do Delorians really travel through time with the flux capacitor? of course
-You like Whips and Chains? yep, all weapons kick ass
-What was your favorite concert? I think i answered this before
290-Ever make a concerted effort? never
-Ever deck someone in the face? never had to
-Ever stand on a deck? yes
-Ever wear those sneakers called decks? no
-Ever say good night when it wasnt night? always
-Ever say good morning when it wasnt morning? all the time
-Ever go sailing?not on a boat with sails, but i've been on many a boat
-Ever been on a boat that capsized? no
-Ever been on a boat that sunk? yeah, it was hysterical, maybe i'll tell you bout it some time
-Did you know i was? (it was a row boat and that part of the lake was knee high . . .it was soo funny, but another time)lol, yeah, like i said before
300-Why are black comedians funnier than women comedians? i'm sexist and racist? no i'm not
-oooo, did i just say that? what?
-Ever sleep on the floor? yeah
-Ever sleep on just a box spring? yeah
-Ever sleep on a waterbed? no
-Ever sleep on a sand bed? yeah
-Ever have sex on a waterbed? no
-Ever have sex on a sand bed? yeah
-Ever have sex at the beach? no, i dont like the beach usually
-Where's my mommy? dead in a ditch
310-When is xmas? never
-When is your birthday? a little while ago
-What's your name? Noise
-What's it like not living in NYC? Dont know
-WHats it like living in the middle of nowhere? dont know
-Do you like mowing the lawn? maybe
-Ever use a ride on lawnmower? unfortunately no
-Ever give a bum money? yeah
-Ever give a bum food? yeah
-Ever give a bum liquor? yeah
320-Ever give a bum drugs?no
-Ever refuse to give a bum money until he/she admits that he/she only wants to buy drugs with it? yes
-Where are you? in the basement
-If a plane leaves LAX at 9:30 AM headed for Cairo at 300 mph, and another plane leaves Logan International at 8:47 for Dallas Ft Worth at 278 mph, what are the odds that both pilots are drunk off their asses? 100%
-ever been to Rochester NY? i hate it there, yeah
-doesnt that place suck? fuckin shit man
-Ever drink a Tom Collins? yes
-Do you drink old man drinks? all the time
-Do you drink sweet drinks? gag no
-Do you drink Scotch? YEA!
330-Who the hell made Scotch so yummy? teh Scotish
-Ever drink a Harvey Wallbanger? not to my recolection
-Do you watch Oprah? god no
-Do you want to kill Oprah? why not?
-Do you want to kill Celine Dion? hehehehyes
-Do you think it's bad that i do? nope
-When an emcee says "give it up for" so and so, do you give anything up? no
-Do you just applaud? usually
-Will the other guy try to beat out my questions? NO!
-Will you tell him that i'm beating him? i hope not
340-Can i call him my momentary nemesis? i did, but now that i won, my nemesis is gonna be this pen i just picked up