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OK, the question of the day: Which would you rather be: one of Darth Vader's admirals, or a drummer for Spinal Tap? Let's look at the pros and cons before you decide.
Darth Vader's Admiral:
PROS:
-Quick promotion
-Unlimited command of a Star Destroyer
-Access to executive Death Star restroom
-Strip-searching Princess Leia
-Using "rebel scum" as target practice
CONS:
-Imminent death by Sith chokehold
Spinal Tap Drummer
PROS:
-Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll!
-Tour the world and perform at various Jazz-Blues or Blues-Jazz Festivals
-Dropping acid with Viv Savage
CONS:
Imminent death by spontaneous combustion