I thought of several things at work since I have the time lets take them one by one.
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What if the girl I wanted were like a d&d character how would I design her?
RACE: Human
SEX: Female
ALGNMT:Neutral Good
CLASS: NPC
STR: 16
INT: 17
WIS: 16
CHAR: 15
DEX: 18
CON: 17
Your girl is a strong woman. She loves to have conversations with you finds you extremely alluring, her intelegence and charasima charms and excites you. She's never at a loss for words and can always understand what you're saying (a big plus.) She's healthy and loves to eat good food. She's athletic both outside and in the bed.
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Then I thought wouldn't be great to have a food fantasy of feeding each other hot wings then cleaning each other off without napkins (It was about time for me to eat when I had this idea)
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Then my thoughts turned sour and turned to what am I going to do with my life. I know that at some point I need to go back to school, if not immediately. The longer I wait the tougher it will be. I got a degree but it just isn't doing anything for me nor can I use it. I need real technical skills that can transfer quickly outside of college and will and MUST translate to a high paying job.
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Then I thought of being a scientist.
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Then I changed my mind
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Then I got angry and sad and thought how in the hell am I going to survive in the real world without a real job!
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Then I thought wouldn't it be great to be kissed. You see I've never kissed a girl and I'm still wondering what's that like.
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Thought about what my first romantic date my first real date would be like. Figure maybe get some chicken wings some place.
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Then I thought chinese would be better and I came up with a theory. That chinese food tastes better when it's eaten in the most traditional fashion. Or as I like to call it
Enegmatic Cultural Transferance Proposal.
Or EnCuTraP for short.
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Then I thought of saying my theory to my date and we would laugh and she woudl find me extremely alluring and I would be attracted to her intelegence and charm. Then we would kiss and I would have my first kiss as I taste a hint of hot sauce on her lips.
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Then I woke back up to reality. I'll always have that underpaying job, I won't get into grad school, I'll marry some girl named Mo who enjoys her smokes too much. (so no kissing), and my EnCuTraP theory will go unpublished.
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Thanks for your time.
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more on EnCuTraP
Here is the gist of my theory. When you eat any food you have certain constructs to how the food is consumed. Now as well all know that authentic food tastes better than store bought. However when we eat cheap chinese buffet, usually silverwear is provided and you eat the food the european way. Well you already have this context that authentic food is better so eating it in the most authentic way will make you think that he food is better. So cue the chop sticks. By placing the chopsticks in your hand you've completed an Enegmatic Transferance. By some strange means these tools are a part of you now. Then since they're chop sticks and chop sticks are asian it is cultural. So I propose that by placing the chop sticks and comsuming chopped food the cultural contexts of that food as being better (if it were authentic and not chinese buffet) the more authentic you believe it becomes.
Thus completes EnCuTraP
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What if the girl I wanted were like a d&d character how would I design her?
RACE: Human
SEX: Female
ALGNMT:Neutral Good
CLASS: NPC
STR: 16
INT: 17
WIS: 16
CHAR: 15
DEX: 18
CON: 17
Your girl is a strong woman. She loves to have conversations with you finds you extremely alluring, her intelegence and charasima charms and excites you. She's never at a loss for words and can always understand what you're saying (a big plus.) She's healthy and loves to eat good food. She's athletic both outside and in the bed.
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Then I thought wouldn't be great to have a food fantasy of feeding each other hot wings then cleaning each other off without napkins (It was about time for me to eat when I had this idea)
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Then my thoughts turned sour and turned to what am I going to do with my life. I know that at some point I need to go back to school, if not immediately. The longer I wait the tougher it will be. I got a degree but it just isn't doing anything for me nor can I use it. I need real technical skills that can transfer quickly outside of college and will and MUST translate to a high paying job.
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Then I thought of being a scientist.
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Then I changed my mind
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Then I got angry and sad and thought how in the hell am I going to survive in the real world without a real job!
--------
Then I thought wouldn't it be great to be kissed. You see I've never kissed a girl and I'm still wondering what's that like.
---------
Thought about what my first romantic date my first real date would be like. Figure maybe get some chicken wings some place.
-----------
Then I thought chinese would be better and I came up with a theory. That chinese food tastes better when it's eaten in the most traditional fashion. Or as I like to call it
Enegmatic Cultural Transferance Proposal.
Or EnCuTraP for short.
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Then I thought of saying my theory to my date and we would laugh and she woudl find me extremely alluring and I would be attracted to her intelegence and charm. Then we would kiss and I would have my first kiss as I taste a hint of hot sauce on her lips.
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Then I woke back up to reality. I'll always have that underpaying job, I won't get into grad school, I'll marry some girl named Mo who enjoys her smokes too much. (so no kissing), and my EnCuTraP theory will go unpublished.
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Thanks for your time.
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more on EnCuTraP
Here is the gist of my theory. When you eat any food you have certain constructs to how the food is consumed. Now as well all know that authentic food tastes better than store bought. However when we eat cheap chinese buffet, usually silverwear is provided and you eat the food the european way. Well you already have this context that authentic food is better so eating it in the most authentic way will make you think that he food is better. So cue the chop sticks. By placing the chopsticks in your hand you've completed an Enegmatic Transferance. By some strange means these tools are a part of you now. Then since they're chop sticks and chop sticks are asian it is cultural. So I propose that by placing the chop sticks and comsuming chopped food the cultural contexts of that food as being better (if it were authentic and not chinese buffet) the more authentic you believe it becomes.
Thus completes EnCuTraP
sounds like you had a lot to think about that day, i understand, my mind often wanders as well but i leave out the rpg half