Wednesday Jan 21, 2004

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My last day off. Three more days of work. Then three days off. Then four more days of work then four days off. Isn't that fucked up? I am a scheduled full time employee and yet my boss does this to give her friends that work there more hours and more money. Alas. This is taking too long to save money to move. For an event that may not possibly even happen. Here's the deal, I need to find an apartment in a new city before I move. Why this most likely won't happen. 1) I need to either fly or drive to that location and spend a day. 1a) I can't afford that before I quit my current job nor after. 1b) I don't own a car or have drivers license. 2) I need to find an apartment cheap enough so that I can afford it living alone and not so expense it's beyond MY cost of living. 2a) I don't know no one and rather not have a roommate. 2b) I'm not smart enough to get any real job so i have to settle for mcjobs. While I'm on the subject of jobs lets get to point 3 why my move won't happen 3) I'm inexperienced, underskilled, overeducated. 3a) this disqualifies me for almost all profesional jobs and 3b) most mcjobs.
peart:
2:30 am EST: I'm watchng howard stern and Gary The Retard is on a date with Scary Mary the porn star's retarded mother. Two profound things I learned from this episode

Retarded people get more dates and more love than me even if it's retarded.

Beggers can't be choosers. (very deep)

Even a retarded woman isn't attracted to a retarded man (very very deep)

Scary Mary Carry's Retarded Mother said she just went out with him to be nice. Hell I don't even get that! Even retards can get pity dates. I can't.

In sumation: I'll never get laid

[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 11:47PM]

[Edited on Jan 21, 2004 11:55PM]
tomahto:
fed ex in an insulated box with a heat pack

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