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and now for a bit of wimsey...

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Look at poor me this very day all in the rain.

Why should I look at you this very day in the rain all you do is complain

Poor me my job sucks I wish I didn't have to work and could travel in Spain.

Why do you want to travel in Spain? You have no time all you do is complain

I am so ugly, why am I so vain?

I dunno why you are so vain all you do is complain

I have no license no chance to change lanes.

You have no license you cannot change lanes because all you do is complain

I want more money more pocket change.

More money more pocket change you say? No, all you do is complain

I want a girlfriend someone to call my name.

Someone to call your name is awfully vain but all you do is complain

I want to snuggle in the sheets be with a DebraJean, a BetsyJane or Stacie or Jayne.

In the sheets with a Betsy, a Stacie, a DebraJean, or a Jayne?

Yes snuggle, in the sheets with a Debby, a Betsy and a MaryJane!

I can see your disdain, but it's all in vain, because all you do is complain

I want to travel in the rain, and visit the plains, and go to Spain.

The rain, in Spain, on the plains you wish to travel, you certainly have a sense of humor for one who mainly complains

This satire causes me pain, my writing makes me hang my head in shame all I do is complain!

You feel pain, you're in shame? That's what happens when all you do is complain

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