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So today was a interesting day. I went to a mall got a magazine, engjoyed some italian food and came home. So I go into my room turn on my light. That's weird what's that brown thing on my wall, is that? Is that a bat??

The bat was sleeping on the face of the wall. It must be the one that was in the basement a few months ago that my dad had the genious idea of trapping in a hole in the wall down there. Then months later we forget about it and had a plumber come to fix some tiles upstairs. He must of gotten out then.

So I considered a few ways of removing the bat. First I thought about maybe a hat. I went looked for a hat. No that wouldn't of been sturdy enough. Then I thought of a plastic bin. So I get a piece of cardboard and a plastic bin and slide it behind the sleeping bat. It was pissed and squealing.

I went downstairs it was about 11:30 woke my mom up. She LOOVES BATS don't you know. "Mom wake up, MOM WAKE UP', come here I want to show you something' as I was holding the bucket with the cardboard on top. "Mom guess what's i here.' 'I donna want to guess what is it?' "it begins with a B --- and ends in a T"

So we go out side, mom is staying inside near the door. I'm like "don't you wanna look" she creeps over to me looks in the bucket "ain't he cuuute" I go, "eewwww." He was showing his teeth in an angry just got woken up fashion.

So I poured him onto the ground and he flew away. Still waiting if he got back inside or not.

How was your day?