pearldiver

Speaking of ipods, isn't it true that if and when you buy one, it is "empty?" If I was going to do it, I would have to have the max, ie. 60gb. So...$400 to $600 for an empty storage device? And the smallest one is like two bills, right? I guess I just don't get it. Which is weird, because I kind of want one, and I don't even know why, really. Shouldn't they like give you a couple of Beatles albums or something? Anything. Most of my music is on LP or CD, then what? What if then you went to Morpheus (hypothetically speaking, they effed me, and I had to do a system reload) and downloaded music to an mp3 player -that you already owned on another format- would they still try to screw you if they caught you? Just wondering.

If you pick up a piece of paper, say a bank envelope, look at it, and throw it back down, are you littering?

If King George said something intelligent and/or that was not a lie, would worlds collide? Same question if Penis Cheney was involved in something that did not create obscene profits for Halliburton?

Do you, perchance, need..........more cowbell?? Gotcha covered. Van Halen Dance the Night Away
Nazareth Hair of the Dog
Grand Funk Railroad We're an American Band
Fleetwood Mac Gold Dust Woman
Blind Faith Well Alright
Michael Jackson Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
Everything But the Girl Missing
Donald Fagan New Frontier
Earth, Wind and Fire September

A few years back, I went to see Tina Turner perform, and Lionel Richie opened the show. Pretty much a yawner, he was, but he did one cool thing. He did Brick House, and when the song started, he came out with a big afro wig, to look like he did in the Commodores. I always called them the Commode Doors.