pearldiver

In the paper today, there was an article about great bullshit excuses for sports guys/girls to have lost, tested + for steroids, etc. More on this later if I can find it again. But the best one was a Nigerian tennis player who lost an important match in a tournament. He said he lost because his jock strap was too tight, AND because his opponent farted when he served, which distracted him. Considering the number of serves in an average tennis match, that dude must have eaten a lot of beans. Blazing Saddles!!